JFS 🧿

Looks like they stepped into a FAFO situation. Morons.

A large black and white dog is laying on her back, her forelegs up in the air towards the camera, giving the impression she's taking a selfie of herself.

Lala figured out how to take selfies. Help.

You know me. I've ripped the transmissions out of 3 different stick shifts. Some people just aren't meant to drive manuals.

He also promised to release all the files about aliens too, so you know...

Saying you can't fight fire with fire indicates to me you've never been in wildfire management. It's called a backburn and it's often more effective than dumping water on a fire out of control. So...is this a campfire or a wildfire you think we're looking at?

I'm not okay. Woke up to the sound of heavy pounding on the door. I had my 🔫in my hand before I was even fully awake, sure ICE was here to try to take us. It was another 15 seconds before I realized that it was just the dog scratching and accidentally hitting the door with his foot while he did it.

Hey just so you know: you don't have to doomscroll. It will not save the world, it will not stop the slow decline of anything, it will not help you. Stay aware, stay informed, but know when to log off.

This PSA brought to you by waking up and feeling terrible mentally.

Comic-style drawing of a horse smoking an unspecified substance; the horse’s back is draped with a blanket reading “Don’t give up. You can cuss the whole time, just don’t give up.”

This phrasing and context resonates deeply with me. 😁

Me, reading any op-ed piece that's pro 'reach across the aisle'.

An image of McKayla Mahoney, a white young woman with brown hair pulled back in a tight bun, standing with arms crossed while she's awarded a silver medal. She has an expression of disappointed displeasure that became a meme.

Sounds like he needs a one night stand with a wood chipper.

In this mostly black and white collage, 4 women dressed in 1940s vintage dresses wearing gas masks are running through an upsidedown cityscape. they have bright red Covid-19 halos on their heads. There is a beige transparent sewing pattern forming an arch over their heads.

"Rampant Spread of Misinformation" mixed media collage by Lisa Sheets, 13" x 10", 2021.

I'm here. Ready to ditch most of Facebook. Who's here with me?

Godspeed. Me too.

When one member of the party gets attacked, we all roll initiative.

Gross. I luckily live in an area that really only suffers from the occasional mosquito outbreak. Trade off? The flies. Oh god the flies.

Only if you live in the South.

I moved to WA state. Was absolutely gobsmacked that chiggers aren't a thing here.

Things look grim, my niblings, but then things have always looked grim. At no point has life been easy, kittens and rainbows for every single person at any point in time. Things have been 'better', things have been 'worse'. That doesn't mean we stop. Our hope is their poison. Even when it's hard.

Ooh! I've done this more than once and it's fun!

As a biology enjoyer, I enjoy poking at any gross, hard to understand things. Even my enemies.

I was lucky. I was checked in by about a half dozen cis friends/family and it felt very reassuring.

I was born with indeterminate sexual characteristics - and they did surgery to make me look female. Not sure where I should be classed now. I'm XX with an SRY gene on one of those Xes (which means honestly it's all my dad's fault). I'd blow their fucking minds.

I say again - our joy is their poison. Let them choke on our laughter and our happiness. I do not say this is easy, but it's better than allowing them their miserly, pitiful smugness.

THIS

I'm now offering immoral support.
We're gonna be a little evil starting today.
As a treat.

Before the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights

After the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights

If you've, at any point, said you support trans people and our right to exist, great, now is when you put your money where your damn mouth it.

Support our fundraisers. Give us jobs. Hire trans writers. Trans artists. Defend us when we're attacked. It's not hypothetical anymore, don't be a coward.