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14.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1216 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 6
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β€œThe Green Hour” by Gary Kelley.

14.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Old man Trump, mouth wide open, shocked

Old man Trump, mouth wide open, shocked

Trump has lost control of the war on Iran with no off ramp or exit strategy. Trump's team failed to assess Iran's ability to retaliate nor did they have any plan for a long term sustained retaliation, and have now thrown the entire region into a fiery shitstorm.

14.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1012 πŸ” 321 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 19
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Crazy babes, offering treats...

14.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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just went out for a walk and saw a citroen c2 with this mad wing...

14.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"We just watched our nephew in a climbing competition. There was a kid there named LinkedIn. Parents yelling "come on
LinkedIn "

"We just watched our nephew in a climbing competition. There was a kid there named LinkedIn. Parents yelling "come on LinkedIn "

Text I just received from a friend

14.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

13.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 10553 πŸ” 2369 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 84
a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"

a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

14.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 5859 πŸ” 952 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 24
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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, β€˜Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTONβ€”Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, β€œFuck! I’m dyi...

β€œFuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. β€œFuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

14.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 4660 πŸ” 636 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 63
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

12.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 4798 πŸ” 629 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 30
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Except for Vladimir Putin, is there anyone or any group of people who Trump hasn’t ripped off, lied to, or thrown under the bus?

11.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 611 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 15
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BREAKING: The usually snarky White House account has not responded to Iran’s attacks on social media! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

12.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 5333 πŸ” 1428 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 64
The Beatles - Flying (Official Video)
The Beatles - Flying (Official Video) YouTube video by Jaekyx

'Morning...
youtu.be/OegPE3X4luc?...

12.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜He’s a tough uncompromising cop who breaks all the rules because he makes them. That’s Kim, beginning tonight on ITV at 9. He’s a wrong un.’

12.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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A compromise we can all get behind surely

11.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1046 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 9
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hahaha holy shit cc @niedermeyer.online

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 52

He’s so terrified of tarnishing his legacy by making a mediocre final film that he’s going to spend the rest of his life tarnishing his legacy by making mediocre work in every medium except film.

11.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

if its "Imperial Warlord Janu Coin" he's referring to, i'm gonna be annoyed...

12.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump admits the US committed several war crimes by sinking an Iranian ship and leaving survivors to drown for fun.

"I said, 'Why don't we just capture the ship? We could use it. Why did we sink them?' He said, 'It's more fun to sink them.' They like sinking them better."

11.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 802 πŸ” 405 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 35
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Money does not equal art.

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 639 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10

yet again, the old "sir" tell...

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

$840,000,000,000 a year in military spending to bomb some painted drop shadows. Artists always winπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

04.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 500 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 30
pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces

pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces

same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil

same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil

how it started/how it's going

04.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3214 πŸ” 747 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 94

Fox News went nuts when Obama saluted service members while holding a cup of coffee, their reaction to something like this would register on the Richter Scale.

07.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1782 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 4

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

07.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 13558 πŸ” 2699 πŸ’¬ 685 πŸ“Œ 137
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So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 12413 πŸ” 4840 πŸ’¬ 551 πŸ“Œ 473
Illustration of a shouting young man.

Illustration of a shouting young man.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

07.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 529 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
Drawing of Rik Mayall

Drawing of Rik Mayall

Rik Mayall. Born on this day in 1958.

07.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.tumblr.com/prosthetic-p...

07.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 440 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 23
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It wasn't a question, Donald. And you're stupid for thinking it was. You are also a traitor to our troops for ignoring the statement and not investigating if it is true.

07.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1461 πŸ” 389 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 26