Paul Rudd saying “You got it, Jobin” is the funniest thing that ever happened
09.03.2026 06:04
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Paul Rudd saying “You got it, Jobin” is the funniest thing that ever happened
ugh i’m still writing one hour earlier on all my checks
This looks like a Nick Miller job
i think if dr seuss was alive to see such times he would have said fuck this shit but you know with rhymes
the best thing about being supreme leader is the sour cream
crunk cost fallacy
Thank you!!! We got her in June of 2024, named her, and continue to laugh about it. Way too many people do not get the reference so it still feels like an inside joke.
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Fucking is the least of it. Imagining a gakked out tweaker doing a full-nude booty scoot across orange and burgundy, low-pile contemporary carpeting is really what this skeet is about…
Tan and white potato (dog) looking super suss while my hand holds her collar so that her name is visible. Her name is Julie Cooper. Yes, like that Julie Cooper. We have yet to get her into yogilates—until then, she shall remain chonk AF.
OC references in the wild help me find my people. Meet our dog, Julie Cooper.
The layer of human DNA on every motel surface is just vibe coating
If you played Fleetwood Mac for Shakespeare he would die
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?
YES.
oliver trask being on the pitt takes me out every week lol
Homie you’re giving off Facebook uncle trying to be controversial in 2013 vibes
threads is wire mother and bluesky is cloth mother no i won't be elaborating
It is my civic duty to offer this TLDW* summary in advance.
The State of the Union: Terrible.
*Too liary, didn’t watch
[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
Superman has the fortress of solitude.
I have the basement guest bathroom.
Pretty sure I'm losing serotonin through the holes in my Crocs.
Pshhh I bet French dressing isn’t even French
I once watched a twenty-something chew their fucking yogurt. Had I possessed a book of matches in that moment I would’ve self immolated.
You ever hear someone eating a banana and wish you had never been born
The Platform except all the dishes are various preparations of billionaire cunts and even level 333 didn’t touch the orange one
ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to constantly repeat myself and still be unheard
Specific Hospital
The Girl with the Bodega Cat Tattoo
The Venn diagram of people who say “I’m a fiscal Republican but a social Democrat” and people who say “I only watch the Super Bowl for the halftime show” is a circle. A gigantic, boring fucking circle.
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