bloviated

"AI is coming for movies, art, and entertainment. Humans won't be able to keep up."

If you could peer into the memories of someone who says this kind of thing, you'd see that this video was the first piece of art that really stirred them emotionally.

Mailman

Every bluesky post with a news update has the same replies:

- LibMom1968: Looks like Trump is being a major B-word, as I predicted he would.

- CoolMarx1994: It starting to seem like class disparities are at play, I suspected as much.

- SpiceGirl98: Girls? Bring it in!!!

A couple of pithy reviews for movies, then a review by Paul McCartney on a movie about his own life, seems to be very sincere and reflective - and then more pithy reviews.

My whole ambition as a poster is to be the Paul McCartney in a world full of Rendy Jones.

𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒛𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒃𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖...

I think it's cool that somebody watched Bride of Frankenstein and asked themselves, "But what if the bride wasn't such a buzzkill?"

Does Aesop Rock have the "pass" ?
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"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean." Is a terrible analogy because I have no control over the ocean literally or figuratively. The "ocean" in that context could only refer to a woman's ass, and—

Hold on, I'm sorry. This is not the kind of person I'm trying to be.

Basically the difference between a calculator that can reliably do basic math, and one that sometimes gives you the wrong answer, is that the latter is displaying a disarmingly human sense of fallablility.

Basically the difference between a conscious computer and a regular ol' unconscious one is that the conscious one (a nascent superhuman intelligence beyond our comprehension) doesn't always get math right.

It doesn't get more Based than this.

The McDonald's CEO just ate a hamburger.

A McDonald's hamburger.

His reaction? Priceless.

Finance Twitter is already supplying the memes, and they are UNHINGED.

Well, it feels like it's time to rewatch Goodfellas and randomly pick a new scene to learn an impression of.

"No, no, no. Drinks 🫱🫳 are on 👇 the house."

Family Group Chat

Mom:
Alexa's baby shower is saturday 1pm. Boys have to come to this one.

Middle Bro:
Where?

Dad:
Dick Tipper died,
Pirates pitcher in nineteen
70s. Not
that good

Mom:
Their house

Oldest Bro:
Tipper had a good 1971

Middle Bro:
Who?

Mom:
Tripper died

Dad:
DIck Tipper

Craziest example of "the fact that I believed this was real" so far

"a small proportion of perverts" didn't go by completely unnoticed either.

Yeah I'm working through the DLC right now, or at least I was before a flight of fancy became single minded obsession.

For me, the word on my mind was 'fearless', but where there is no fear there is nothing gained. --B

I'm never going to beat Cyberpunk because in the late game I started doing photoshoots for my character, now I spend all my money on new outfits and all my time looking for shots that really tell the whole story.

Guys named Todd like the peanuts at 5 Guys, inscrutable but already completely internalized now.

I had an old job where I had to handle a lot of documents and there was one guy who's name came up a lot named Todd Kart, which was hilarious to me because I imagined he was the subject of a Mario Kart knockoff

There's a lot of Steelers fans in Dublin, I've been reassured.

Back during the Iraq War my dad used to tell us that if we're traveling abroad, we should say we're Irish. Which I wasn't going to do because I was like 10 years old and also was a classic Irish-American overestimation of our Irish bonafides

(22 year old lecturing you about their heritage, which they only started engaging with this month, mostly through a series of Instagram reels)

"I think people really don't understand how important food is in Italian culture."

[Guy who's seen a hundred videos of Badlands Chugs chugging an entire boot full of every drink imaginable]

Cherry Dr. Pepper? Man, Badlands, I don't think you know what you're getting into with this one, but if anyone can do it it's you.

Wikipedia's On This Day feature highlighting "The Oscar Selfie" in 2014.

The selfie, containing all the people I just named

I can't believe how fast time flies, 12 years since the world changed forever.

Thank you Ellen, Bradley, Meryl, Jennifer, Bradgelina, Julia, and yes, you too Mr. Spacey. A reminder that real success means having a little fun, too.

[Guy who's brushing his teeth with his buddy's cock]

Oh fuck, it is NOT what it looks like.

For Christ's sake

Krill YouTube video by Hail Mary Mallon - Topic

I bet a lot of you haven't thought about Hail Mary Mallon in a long time, that's something that sets me apart.
youtu.be/rNehLtlkPD0?...

I have the same dream as anyone else, to open up a bar called 'Foul Territory' outside a spring training field in Pensacola Florida, where a manager on his last leg with the franchise spills the beans on clubhouse disputes. I listen but don't talk much, cows change but the rodeo doesn't. Drink up.

"Fun games for my new cat?" on r/CatOwners

> +32 InternalZest: "Why do you feel the need to play games? It's your pet, not your child."

>> +6 CattyIsACompliment: "Yeah, better off just taking them to a vet."

>>> -2 RachelRaeAyonami: "Ever heard of fetch? Edit: aaand bring on the downvotes"