Not to mention missing a large amount of features promised. Simultaneously understand why this got funded (nostalgia, promise) and why it couldnt ever actually exist (wild contradictory promises, clearly never spoke to a game designer at any point)
nature would want me to have cheesecake wrapped in a spring roll, i think
yeah, eventually you get stuff that just deals damage for drawing cards, a power that gives every Skill you play Sly, and then you can just accidentally assemble an infinite combo out of almost anything with the words "draw" and "discard" on them. its funny as hell
completely overlooking the "draw and discard cards like they wronged you simply for existing, thus incidentally killing everything" archetype, i see
im gonna call 4. 4 is always a small number, even when you're dealing with big and rare things like functioning particle accelerators in a country, but its still able to be a big number of those kinds of things. 3 is a strong contender though
really working out your- oh thank fuck thats just actually a leg
run a barbarian with a 10 or 12 in strength. no not a dex build barbarian or some shit, just a big sword and at most a +1 stat modifier for your attacks.
play against type! its freeing! you can find joy in the world doing it!
The Dragon Care Tarot demo is live on Steam NextFest!
Play if you want
🐉 dragons, to pet them and feed them snacks
🔮 a nice little fortune to make you feel good
💆 a cozy, no-stress creature collector
🎨 big colors, over 80 million possible palettes
🏳️🌈 to support a tiny indie team of gay artists
girlfriend got new sunglasses. $10 for a pack of five. she's been showing everyone that she has five identical pairs of sunglasses now by wearing all of them at the same time
trying to pay attention to what my wife is saying but her kitten is in the background headbutting her water fountain across the room
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
This is a good time to consider making a pillowfort account
muscles so aerodynamic they spontaneously generate lift
a red humanoid with regular sized legs, a big torso, gigantic pecs and an anime meme face, all rendered in stunning low-poly style i promise
when u bully me online this is who's on the other side. thinke twice before u talk shit kid
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
i follow and interact with little enough on tumblr that my recommendations seem to be "what fandom is disproportionately popular today" and im starting to think it might be the ideal algorithm experience
We're kicking off 2026 with a new website, a press kit, and a look back at the year just past which saw us running external playtests, hiking among the redwoods, and sleeping in racecar beds.
Here's Gardens Interactive's 2025 Year in Review! 🐸
gardens.dev/blog/gardens...
they say the greek hero polycules had the strength of ten men
good thread that contains a lot of things everyone whose ever dealt with me hears regularly
same hat
eating ass
At least with Hannibal Lecter you could highlight your willingness to reach out and hear other peoples thoughts expressed through a character. It'd be a leg up on people who for whatever reason have neither the time or inclination to work well with others, and prefer things like ChatGPT for company.
cloudflare might be down, but notion documentation. notion documentation is always there for you. in your hour of need. unless someone didnt fuckin update it
God, mood. I want a game that sticks in my head and has me thinking about it constantly because its engaging and keeps my brain active, not because its "addictive". I have coffee daily, I'm maxed out on addictions here!
once upon a time we cared to have plausible deniability, a claim we consulted with experts before doing whatever we were going to do anyway. i yearn for the deniability
increasingly thinking companies need to hire some kind of ethics expert to stop their CEOs from having thoughts like this. someone whose job is to go "hey this may effect society somewhat"
Galaxy Princess Zorana is now live on Steam! #gamedev
store.steampowered.com/app/3069630?...
Can’t afford therapy? We’re releasing Drywall Eating Simulator on Dec 10th, so get ready for a tasty distraction from the stresses of life.
Wishlist on Steam to get the freshest drywall!
store.steampowered.com/app/3749110/...
Bria somehow the actual name for the thing you were doing sounds more sexual than the sex thing
learning a staggering amount of writers do not read their peers work before passing judgment on it was jokerfying at the time
