87cocktane [comms OPEN]

checked my bank acct and i dont want to share my ko-fi again so while i have 2 left to finish yet (which i'll have done by the end of the month) i am OPEN for commissions again. i'll take FOUR this time and i'm gonna be choosey.

PLEASE read thru the TOS and i really hope to hear from you guys!!

HAAAAAAPP

WE BALL.
commissions and stuff as per ushe! come on in~!!

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PLEASEEE im so good at it i just wanna do a good jobbbbb pleaseesfkjgsdfjgf

I just want a job man I’m so tired.

everyone booing whenever Matthews has the puck is soul cleansing

I am glad Cole caufield wasnt on the US Olympic team because I wouldn’t have been able to handle him being a chud with the rest of em 😩

please I’m a mess

Omg the WWE vault channel has been my background noise for a while

id rather that than a critter who's apathetic towards me yk??

awwwh what a suck! i love him hahaha

me too haha
in my head he's just like mac from always sunny 😭

thats mac's house haha
ive done all my villagers' houses!

yeah me too haha
i know how to build like... 5 things and keep repeating it. ;U

i also keep rechanging things as i gather images... usually what i'll do is see something on IG or reddit or wherever and go 'im gonna try!'
my animal crossing sensibilities on their own arent too great. the cozy game masters paved the road for me haha

well, MAC did. it's HIS house... where i gave him two race car beds pushed together.

ty!!!! been rebuilding the island. but my big fat bell bank is depleted so now i have to actually PLAY the GAME hahaha

might open up for visitors or a dream address eventually? i have one villager that moved in randomly and i want him gone first too...

back on my bullshit

Oh phooey c’:

reels don’t have hashtags? (I’ve never really checked)

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Instagram doesn’t let you use more than five hashtags anymore???
How tf I’m supposed to be searchable??

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Thank u!!!!!!

Oh boooooo. Lame as hell

A four quadrant scatterplot with the x axis labeled “raw animal sex appeal” to “endearing posh mojo” and the y axis labeled “has working understanding of what society is” to “does not know how society operates” with George of the Jungle, Rocky of Rocky Horror, JCVD in Universal Soldier, Leopold, Duke of Albany, Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Austin Powers arranged in a roughly diagonal line from the top left to bottom right

I have made the chart

I need an ICEMEN jersey so bad now haha

Oh I bet 🫠🫠🫠

Omgggg I want these!!!!