Red X | TRUE IDENTITY: …Keep Guessing

“Another job done. Only downside is the blood stains. Got a little sloppy there.”

// I forgot I have this account.

Ironic. Considering he was my first RP character back on the site formerly known as the blue bird site

“I don’t sing. It would sound off with the voice filter…

…although I could alter the pitch and sound like Daft Punk.”

he silently takes it and stares at it

“I’m going to check for poisoning first. Can’t be too careful. Especially here. Some folks here have hired me to screw each other over.”

boba fett is holding a gun and wearing a helmet ALT: boba fett is holding a gun and wearing a helmet

// I imagine X is just chilling in the corner like Boba Fett in Return of the Jedi.

X stands menacingly and quietly in the corner. Just watching everyone. Potential clients. Or potential targets.

Either way, he feels like he should be more social.

#MerryChaos2025

“Banks are easy. Mob banks? You’ll get fame. But you’re also going to make a lot of enemies. A target on your back. But it can get you a rep. And good rep leads to contracts. And then you move up from stealing money to folks paying you to steal…

…then again, Batman will be on your ass.”

“Hm. Amusing, bunny. But prime time doesn’t go with banks. They’re the…fast food of robbery. Depending on what bank you’re hitting at least.

…is it at least a mob bank? Or are you not up for that thrill?”

“I like to keep my eye on those in my field of work. I’d call it keeping an eye on the competition but…there is no competition.”

“Let’s see your methods. I will be judging you harshly.”

// thank you autocorrect for fucking that up

“It would be highly irresponsible of me to take a contract without doing research.

…I made that mistake once. I don’t plan on being fools again.”

“New contract. Extraction and termination. Gathering more intel now.”

“Peacemaker. What a joke.”

“And frankly, I’d rather keep it that way.”

// X uses a voice filter to hide what he truly sounds like.

“Hey. Listen, Chickenwing. Not everyone can live off a rich man’s money.

And even if you did have a lot of money, in this economy, that doesn’t mean much. Or the fact I have to keep moving from place to place because

‘Stealing and killing is a crime, even if you’re paid for it’”

X scrolls through his phone and sighs

“No new jobs lately. It’s rough.”

he wipes his tears with some 100 dollar bills he has lying around

“…How will I ever afford anything?”

// Red X Theme - Kristopher Carter, Michael McCuistion and Lolita Ritmanis

sharpening his blades, waiting for his next contract

leaves

peeks head in

“I am very sorry I offended Deadpool.”

“You see, at least when I screw with the Titans, I don’t overstay my welcome. There isn’t any grand scheme of revenge. I’m a simple man with a simple plan.”

“I find it humorous that despite being an amazing assassin you routinely get bested by a bunch of hormonal heroes who have more trouble dealing with acne than dealing with you.”

// I said it as a joke but I kind of see it

“Hey Slade. Did you steal those boots and pants from that Hobgoblin guy from New York?”

peeks head in

“Someone say Red X?”

laughs menacingly

chokes

“Fuck.”

grabs a glass of water

“HON HON HON”

“…………”

bursts out laughing