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@thecooltable
Even the internet has a cool table. If you love books-movies-tv-pop culture & rants, come sit with us. We are: @bethorne.bsky.social @blessamysheart.bsky.social @heidiheidiro.bsky.social @kmhyland.bsky.social
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isnβt from βStar Warsβ, βStar Trekβ, βDr. Whoβ, or βTransformers.β
This is who runs this account
Amy started Bridgerton. Itβs not going well.
Golden Globes zoom on Teyana Taylor
So the 2026 Golden Globe director didnβt listen to everyone who hated the roving/zooming direction and angles from 2025.
Ruby just screamed with joy at her bob!
Amy is off to eat KFC and drink a spritz. Iβll be back for the show! Xoxo
Jennifer Lawrence
Thank god for JLaw in Givenchy and bangs. Everything tonight has been boring snoring.
Julia Roberts, low IQ
Doltish Julia Roberts in black velvet. This is the Black/Silver/Velvet Ball.
Aimee Lee Wood
Aimee Lee Wood in another trend. Black. We are all in mourning.
Colman and Ariana
Colman Domingo looking fantastic, and Latina actress Ariana Grande just arrived.
Elle Fanning
Elle Fanning in another βbutt crunchyβ beaded dress. So pretty, so ouchie to sit in.
Noah Wylie
The Pitt taught me about de-gloving. That sucked.
Nikki Glaser
Host Nikki Glaser in Blush & Bashful. Gorgeous.
Now we are doing Variety feed on YouTube. www.youtube.com/live/OREB2hi...
Thumbs up from Amy
Megan Fox is here looking amazing with her club thumbs. Why do I care? Because I have two of them. - Amy
Connor Storrie
ILYA IS HERE!
Amy already broke the thread. Golden Globes, take 2.
That awful lady who plays a rabbit in Zootopia.
This dress is fug AF, and I hope Ginnifer with a hard G is uncomfortable sitting on it all night.
Hudson Williams
SHANE HOLLANDER IS HERE!!!!
Brittany Snow
We could fill Brittany Snowβs dress with so many Orbeez.
Letβs do this Golden Globes!
So far, the red carpet trend is weird peplum or flowy sack we want to fill with balls.
TONIGHT! Beth and Amy are gonna live skeet/skut the 2026 Golden Globes red carpet and show!
Amy bought a digital antenna for this, because she refuses to add Paramount+.
Eating breakfast and listening to @thecooltable.bsky.social podcast about Heated Rivalry. That show and book series is I care about right now. π€·ββοΈ
ITβS SO GOOD. Brings color to my cheeks every single week.
The title of our latest ep is βHeated Rivalry (and the Best of 2025),β but it should have been HEATED RIVALRY IS THE BEST OF 2025. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Amy is going through it
When Amy texts Beth about Heated Rivlary
I must be ovulating because this song has me feeling some kind of way.
Itβs giving The Cureβs Plainsong.
Let me listen 20 more times to be sure.
"I've been training for this my whole life. I believe everyone needs to participate in our democracy, and tonight, I get to vote on my favorite couple for the first time. God bless America. Oh sorry. I mean, God bless Amaya." -@blessamysheart.bsky.social