Peregrine Jean-Marie

Now That’s What I Call ADHD 🎶🔂

Shout-out to everyone who's about to add "camels with big naturals" to their search history.

A beautiful blanked, dark blue-teal in the middle and fading out to white on the ends.

The #fandomtrumpshate Craft Bazaar is still open. One of the items I have for auction is this gorgeous blanket by @writerjencrow.bsky.social! Just over 3'x4', acrylic, and did I mention gorgeous? Boxed and ready to ship to you! Auction ends 8pm Eastern on March 18. celli.dreamwidth.org/1616417.html

meanwhile sholeh is so afraid of the babygate that she will not pass it even if it's not at all blocking her way and just near where she wants to go

there once was a nasty old abbot round these parts he was said to inhabit a room most unclean that smelled fucking obscene and with more than one stolen nun habit

nobody remembers exactly how it began but the competition to see if Sister Dot would run out of dirty limericks before her wife, Sister Helga, ran out of yarn was remembered with awe and fondness for many years to come

A painting of a bird beside the text "thankfully some mediocre fuckin' man is here to tell us all how to live"

The say “I am alive” comic

I’m reminded of this comic almost every time I check LinkedIn

I'm here for it

Im not even sorry because it's simply true 😘

👀

I hate to tell you, this is still 100% what you are like, the special interest just changes

Hope your lunch and movie is fun! <3

Chris Long (American, born 1978)
It’s So Dark Here…Yet Bright, 2022
Oil on wood panel
8 x 8 inches
Private collection

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

I did this same thing. I... am considering this.

I love the Mandos adopt mislaid children trope but I also love when people call out in fics "a lot of those war orphans are orphans for a reason" with some side-eyes because. That's for sure a not insignificant part

Still at $27, and bidding goes for just under one more day, in case anyone is desperately looking for a <5k fanfic in any fandoms I've created in before!

The Golden Needle tag is now in play! We apply this tag to auctions that are still waiting for their first bid. Peruse these listings and find hidden treasure:

fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/tag/golden+n...

that is honestly such trust omg. well placed, obv, but also omg guy, WHAT

but at least you have a sweet husband to tromp upstairs to make sure you are updated on the dog being silly and cute!!

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.) Type of fanwork: Podfic Fandom(s): K-Pop: BTS, TOMORROW X TOGETHER, TWICE; Kpop Demon Hunters; Heated Rivalry Highest rating: T Minimum Bid: $5 Audience: All ages Length/scope: 5 - 10k words Specialty tags (what is this?): Canonically trans or nonbinary chars, F/F ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Poly ships, Rarepairs, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters Characters/pairings of interest: My BTS faves are Namjoon and Jungkook; in TWICE it's Nayeon and Jeongyeon; and in TXT it's Soobin and Yeonjun, but I'm absolutely not limited to those! My KPDH faves are Zoey and Bobby, but I love them all. And I love both Shane/Ilya and Scott/Kip in Heated Rivalry, and am willing to work with any book pairings, as well as non-canonical pairings (like Rose/Svetlana). Subjects/theme/tropes of interest: I only like happy endings, but angst to get there is fine. I do think I'm a pretty funny reader? Otherwise, bring it on!

Waving the flag for my other @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social / @fthkpop.bsky.social auction: podfic for BTS, TXT, TWICE, Kpop Demon Hunters, or Heated Rivalry!

fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/150132.html

$27 now! Wow!

A stoat in the deep woods, gathering snacks. The yellow mushrooms probably aren't edible but they do help balance the composition. I went wild with the scenery in this one. Digital (Photoshop CC), 2023.

Berry picking. 🍇

(commission)

A little s'mores seal

fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/191402.html. Bidding open! Willing to write most things you'd think I would write, reach out of you're not sure!

oh no

We are now up to $22! :) Three days to go!

Thank you!! :D I hope you win bids on so many pods!

I think I forgot to specify it so I'm just hoping no one asks me for it 😭🤞

No, it's awesome!! That's what this is for!! Go nuts!!