nothing in this world quite like sharing a ham sandwich with your cat
27.02.2026 17:25
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nothing in this world quite like sharing a ham sandwich with your cat
*to the tune of kid rock's "picture"* i put my titties away...
white folks, you can say you enjoyed the halftime show without adding, "...and i didn't understand a word of it!"
the mass was at my hella irish gradeschool church, first time i had been back there since the last mandatory mass. this song wasnt heard, but was once mandatory at every mass and it has one of my favorite chorus progressions of any song ever.
youtu.be/zcT09qNlx0M?...
"make me a channel of your peace." WHAT A BAR.
one of the worst things about catholic funerals is how hard so many of those songs bang. i hate "here i am, lord" with a passion (cause it makes me weep like an infant) but i've had "prayer of st. francis" stuck in my head for days now.
and bobby too! god, even the whole ginny sack 98lb mole joke!
will donate several meatballs and an antipast' toward your writing endeavors.
jd vance on the titanic painting a chaise longue
(of course i know it's because they don't want to f'n do it)
my attorney is so incredibly knowledgeable in our field and cares about the work but oh my god does she fall to pieces if i'm not immediately available to put something on the docket because she "doesn't know the event codes"
(this time, the event code was as simple as clicking "exhibit")
nothing disarms an attorney more than their inability to "e-file" a document
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it should be illegal for video games to tell you how many hours you've played
i respect the art, but why is every haircut $65+??
calvin peeing on dilbert (name only)
They're trying so hard to justify a murder. And every American should know: if they kill you, this is what they'll do to you.
i need an app a la the stardew valley television to tell me whether or not the spirits are in good humor each day
kyle mclaughlin in the fbi tank top, doing something very bisexual with his hands (thumbs up with finger point combo)
i need her
i've been so emotionally charged this week, as have the rest of you, so to keep myself from snapping and crying over cats i can't adopt, i am adopting sardonic hot girl posting for the weekend
the hottest thing a girl can do is play guitar
need more men bending and men doin the bending!!!
we need more explicit gay sex on tv, it's what will fix us all
someone should really do something about all of these cars!
my friend, who never posts here, flew from philly and won her first game in final jep'!
"yanno people died for you"
soldiers may have died for sins, but not mine....
it’s tough trying to be fergalicious in these trying times
lmao some asshole yelled at me for sitting during the anthem at the flyers game
i'd like to thank gay hockey boyfriend show for curing my depression
XTC SENSES WORKING OVERTIME
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thankfully my ex was already here when i noticed it just hanging out on the door frame of my basement like an absolute freak...why are you out!!!! it's january!!