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Cosimo Kramedici

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Working deep in the bowels of show business New Jersey booster

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Anyway I’m logging off for Lent. See y’all on Easter.

18.02.2026 00:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Christina Hendricks and Glenn Howerton. She is leaning into him and he has his arm around her shoulders and is holding a Corona with lime.

Christina Hendricks and Glenn Howerton. She is leaning into him and he has his arm around her shoulders and is holding a Corona with lime.

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

18.02.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I swear the only people trying to make Gavin Newsom happen are BlueSky leftists, I don’t a single liberal who’s excited about him, or even talking about possible 2028 candidates

18.02.2026 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And it would have 50,000 RTs and 200k Likes

18.02.2026 00:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One way this place is worse than old Twitter is that you don’t get those totally guileless posts that are like “Spaghetti be good as hell when you’re high”

18.02.2026 00:13 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

(To the tune of “I Think We’re Alone Now”) 🎶 Ich bin ein Berliner 🎶

17.02.2026 22:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It'd be funny if graverobbing became the new youth terror. Like check this watch it came out of a luxurious 1995 grave, good years for watches so look out for that

17.02.2026 20:12 👍 213 🔁 16 💬 7 📌 2

OH YEAH GET YOU SOME DADGAD youtu.be/hkX7Q2J7k48?...

17.02.2026 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I'm too impatient, happy beginning," Epstein replied, with characteristically haphazard punctuation.

"I'm too impatient, happy beginning," Epstein replied, with characteristically haphazard punctuation.

Absolutely incredible how the NYT cleaned up Jeffrey Epstein’s email about getting a handjob while carefully transcribing each of AOC’s stutters

17.02.2026 19:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ross Barkan. This kind of thing is his M.O. bsky.app/profile/nyma...

17.02.2026 19:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NYMag now running with that NYT quote of AOC. Mission accomplished I guess

17.02.2026 18:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah, well, nevertheless

17.02.2026 18:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Polis/Shapiro

17.02.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, so about your claim that The Argument wouldn't be running anti-trans pieces @jerusalem.bsky.social... I knew it.

17.02.2026 14:29 👍 4285 🔁 583 💬 47 📌 45
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Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

17.02.2026 13:50 👍 1138 🔁 414 💬 25 📌 43

Here on the East Coast lunch break is over. Get back to work

17.02.2026 18:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hat

17.02.2026 18:27 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Called into HR because I called our Director of Purchasing a “procuress”

17.02.2026 14:24 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot from NYT roundtable with Democratic voters. The moderator asked “A candidate who identifies as progressive or a candidate who identifies as moderate?” regarding their preference for Democratic candidates. Every single person raised their hand for “Progressive.” No one raised their hand for “Moderate.”

Screenshot from NYT roundtable with Democratic voters. The moderator asked “A candidate who identifies as progressive or a candidate who identifies as moderate?” regarding their preference for Democratic candidates. Every single person raised their hand for “Progressive.” No one raised their hand for “Moderate.”

Man, the party at large is just not where the base is at. All.

17.02.2026 16:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck I’m old

17.02.2026 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would you suck Gavin Newsom’s dick to stop a nuclear war

17.02.2026 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s few things as satisfying as taking a good shit while you’re on molly

17.02.2026 15:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Called into HR because I called our Director of Purchasing a “procuress”

17.02.2026 14:24 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You had me at roller skating rink

17.02.2026 14:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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쿠로 대활약

17.02.2026 03:10 👍 209 🔁 166 💬 1 📌 1
YES in red letters and a man's face drawn with a black marker. Back of a postcard to a friend.

YES in red letters and a man's face drawn with a black marker. Back of a postcard to a friend.

17.02.2026 00:27 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

16.02.2026 20:29 👍 20672 🔁 1495 💬 203 📌 61
17.02.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone on Bluesky circa 2023

17.02.2026 00:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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