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@biggreenjelly25

UK Phx Suns fan, record collector, AuDHD, Leguminati More record stuff on Instagram @biggreenjelly

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I know two people in Denton. One of them is asexist and racist who wouldn't let his daughter go to Salford Uni cos it wasn't on his side of Manchester.

I'm delighted that he now has a female Green MP representing him in Westminster.

27.02.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny how Gen Z are all about moustaches, mullets and crocs. Things that millennials have generally avoided in order not to look like paedos.

They think they're sooooo cool with their large trousers and silly hair. We were cool once with our silly hair and large trousers.

20.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Latin translation of Optimus Prime is 'the best first'. No wonder he turned into a bad guy/robot/car. His parents put a lot of pressure on him with a name like that.

05.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Americans like to say "tuna fish" but they never say "chicken bird" or "cow mammal"

05.02.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Starmer has little to offer voters of either right or left in Gorton and Denton. That’s why he’s facing a perfect storm | Owen Jones The Greens are buoyant as Labour struggles. After shredding any semblance of a progressive agenda, fear of Reform is all the PM’s party has left, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones

Labour took votes for granted.

They've blown it.

Green Party want to lower bills, protect our NHS and rebuild our public services.

Vote Green - and stop Reform.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Fuuuuuck. Somehow I'm going to turn 40 this month.

03.02.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday was a dream. Floor seats to see the Suns

20.01.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I chose the best day for two viewing platforms

18.01.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been in America for about 12 hours and I've already been chased by an unhoused lady with clear mental health issues.

"I'm gaining on you, coffee man!"

17.01.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Turns out I'm in New York of all places

17.01.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's ridiculous how much better he is at basketball than every other person on the planet

26.12.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's now less than a month until I get to see the Phoenix Suns live for the second time. It's also less than a month until I get to see the Phoenix Suns live for the third time.

20.12.2025 11:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Worlds richest families have never been richer - Walton's lead with net worth of $513bn

Worlds richest families have never been richer - Walton's lead with net worth of $513bn

This is obscene. Why can't other politicians say that?

The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.

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I graduated from university in 2007. I'm weeks away from my 40th birthday and today, I paid off my student loan

18.12.2025 09:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The vegan restaurants in Liverpool are busier today! #YourParty

29.11.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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KGLW @ RAH

05.11.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Off to the capital for a week of Gizz

01.11.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who has been a member of The Green Party for a decade, I'm looking forward to suggesting Labour supporters should vote Green to keep out the worse option. See how they like it

31.10.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ROYCE. HOW.

04.10.2025 03:59 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HOW AM I OFFLINE IF I HAVE 4G. YOU LIAR. LIIIIARRR!

28.09.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It should be illegal for your phone to display that it has 4 or 5G when in reality you have the equivalent speed of an obese snail who really doesn't want to move.

28.09.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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And also cycling for the first time

27.09.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wandering around one of the greatest cities in the world

27.09.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dutch late night TV has its take

19.09.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 20916 πŸ” 8920 πŸ’¬ 511 πŸ“Œ 2082
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MERCURY ELIMINATE THE DEFENDING CHAMPS!!!!!

20.09.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mercury coach got jokes lol

"Is that AT's first triple double of the year?"

20.09.2025 03:38 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.

This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.

All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

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I'm doing my best to match each of my costumes to the local environment

17.09.2025 07:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just the 5 ports for me at lunch. That's all.

14.09.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0