yugi’s hot sis

it will be for funsies & I’ll still lie

I’ll be like “haha no I’m not really good at darts I’ve just thrown a few times” just to dog walk the fuck of everyone over & over again

Dive bartenders are a different breed in general but especially how they do their shifts to have days off - I have to do it again tonight 😭😭

It honestly kicked my fucking ass to work from 3 pm to 3 am like what the actual fuck

I LOVE their hoodies!!!

EEE TYSM

Thank you!!

Thank you!

Yasssss

Carhartt has the best leggings actually

Literally!! They were once us and we will one day be them 😭

You ever look at an elderly person and get a glimpse of them as a child or a young adult

im pretty sure this is shadow the hedgehog but he is posted with a gun in front of a city with text that says: SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY I SIMPLY DIDN’T REALIZE THAT IT WASN’T ALL YEAR

TRYING!!

Training today at my second bartending job 🤑

Literally like WHO is saying that

Yes!

Stop victimizing yourself with imaginary haters - I promise no one is saying that

Ofc don’t wanna get your lipstick on the beer glass

You be on the verge of crashing out then someone asks for a straw with their beer… then another straw bc the one is black not clear

I love being a jaded bitch bc I’m alone in the world with no genuine connections

it’s a channel sadness into anger kind of day

LMAO! 🤣 it’s the epitome of millennial burger joints

LMAO my thoughts like tf is this

It’s my list of clients!

IT IS! Like why do I need to have my gums stabbed with a side of fries. It has a such a floral taste too sometimes

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stop putting rosemary on everything I beg

They’re so good