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Joel Kreissman

@zarpaulus

Author, comic writer and TTRPG developer. Mid-30s they/them. Creator of the Para-Imperium setting and the webcomic "Joanna: Ghost Hunter". See my works at https://zarpaulus.carrd.co/

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showing transactions that were skimmed from me

showing transactions that were skimmed from me

showing that i have no SNAP and Cash benefits

showing that i have no SNAP and Cash benefits

dear #HelpSky #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #TransCrowdFund i woke up to my snap benefits being skimmed. I reported it to state fraud hotline & caseworker. reimbursement not guaranteed

Asking for help for food money to feed myself and my 11 year old nephew.

links in thread

11.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Read more at https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Joanna_Ghost_Hunter/
First volume in print at @fenrispublishing.bsky.social


Art by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/herbiegrimm/

Writing by me, https://www.patreon.com/Zarpaulus or https://ko-fi.com/zarpaulek

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scavenger: Caches and Prizes - Joel Kreissman | DriveThruRPG Thousands of years in the future, the Federation connected dozens of stars with its wormhole network. Colonizing hundreds of planets with transgenic "parahumans" using technology that seemed like magi...

Getting really obscure now.
23. Time Tails
24. Fox Magic www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/6...
25. Scavenger: Caches and Prizes (my game) www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

11.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Controversial Dem Candidate Graham Platner Says Anti-Trans Attacks Are β€œInvented Culture-War Scare” Platner said the GOP rhetoric against trans people aims to β€œkeep people divided.”

Dem Candidate Graham Platner Says Anti-Trans Attacks Are β€œInvented Culture-War Scare”

www.them.us/story/gr...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

11.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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*Gasps* AVERT THY EYES!

FOR I AM POSTING "SEXUAL CONTENT"! PRRRRF! =O.O=

(Note the NON-human-like knee orientation. =>.>= )

(art by @graveycat.bsky.social, @agonwolfe.bsky.social, and @skippylynn.bsky.social )

11.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't use Subscribestar, and now it looks like I won't.

I don't work with people who think heels are knees.

11.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like they removed the "anthro" part
The backlash is real lmao

11.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 778 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6
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Still happy with this piece

#Firefox

11.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 3064 πŸ” 588 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0
Marigold: We said trans rights!
Phoebe: Did you not hear us?

Marigold: We said trans rights! Phoebe: Did you not hear us?

I’m the first out trans syndicated cartoonist.

Millions of kids love my stuff. And I’m not going anywhere.

The world will get a lot more unicorns if y’all stop immiserating trans people for no reason.

10.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Tend the System. Know the System. They didn't wander. That's the first thing to understand. The popular image of the hunter-gatherer is someone moving through an indifferent landscape, taking what they find. It's not wrong about the ...

I accidentally a blog post

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COMIC TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Minotaur

Description: A dopey yet bulky minotaur - head and legs of a bull, body of a man, stands on a stone surface. He has leather straps holding a metal pauldron onto his shoulder, and a leather belt holding a canvas skirt. There is a gold ring in his nose, and his large horns extend past his shoulders. In his hand he holds a piece of paper labeled β€œmap”, with a red arrow snaking around. His eyes are wide, he has buck teeth, and his eyebrows give him a worried expression.

Jokes: 
- Dating-wise, he’s β€œLooking for a lady who knows where she’s going (in mazes)”
- The β€œI haven’t had my coffee yet” look, but it’s been 3,000 years.
- (Pointing to his nose) When your nostrils are the size of two small studio apartments in San Francisco.
- (Pointing to his legs) He ain’t the Minotaur he used to be. Those knees sound like a bag of pretzels being crushed every time he stands up.
- (Pointing at his horns) Can take SIX grocery bags in from the car!
- Secretly uses high-end beard oil on his everything.
- (Pointing to his back) Back muscles that look like a pile of walnuts in a laundry bag.
- He’s a taurus, which he finds β€œHilariously on the nose”
- His interior design style is β€œearly Mycenean minimalist (i.e., just rocks)

β€”β€”
Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Minotaur Description: A dopey yet bulky minotaur - head and legs of a bull, body of a man, stands on a stone surface. He has leather straps holding a metal pauldron onto his shoulder, and a leather belt holding a canvas skirt. There is a gold ring in his nose, and his large horns extend past his shoulders. In his hand he holds a piece of paper labeled β€œmap”, with a red arrow snaking around. His eyes are wide, he has buck teeth, and his eyebrows give him a worried expression. Jokes: - Dating-wise, he’s β€œLooking for a lady who knows where she’s going (in mazes)” - The β€œI haven’t had my coffee yet” look, but it’s been 3,000 years. - (Pointing to his nose) When your nostrils are the size of two small studio apartments in San Francisco. - (Pointing to his legs) He ain’t the Minotaur he used to be. Those knees sound like a bag of pretzels being crushed every time he stands up. - (Pointing at his horns) Can take SIX grocery bags in from the car! - Secretly uses high-end beard oil on his everything. - (Pointing to his back) Back muscles that look like a pile of walnuts in a laundry bag. - He’s a taurus, which he finds β€œHilariously on the nose” - His interior design style is β€œearly Mycenean minimalist (i.e., just rocks) β€”β€” Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Minotaur

11.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Werewolf Wednesday has been compromised by Femboy Friday.

Also call your reps.

www.patreon.com/c/rusheloc

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Mothleby's Lunch - Gator Days

Characters

Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's actually deep.

Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER!

Grace - Elephant - A shy little girl who likes to carry around a toy moth her grandpa gave her. Her family has high expectations for her.

Mothleby - Toy Moth - Grace's toy moth. He enjoys fruity teas.

Teacher - Raccoon - Loves his sweatshirts and bowties. Ember takes up 90% of his attention.

Panel 1
Bolero, Ember, and Grace are having lunch at school. Bolero brings a plate of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Two of them have strawberry jelly and one of them has grape. Fans of raspberry jelly are outraged.

Bolero: I got our lunch.

Ember: THAT'S ONLY THREE SANDWICHES!

Panel 2

Ember turns to Grace to point out the obvious. There's nothing there for Mothleby, Grace's toy moth.

Ember: MOTHLEBY NEEDS LUNCH TOO.

Grace: Mothleby never eats here.

Panel 3

Ember: THAT'S TERRIBLE!

EMBER IS OUTRAGED! How could someone let this happen? She will be talking to Teacher about this immediately.

Panel 4

Ember marches directly over to Teacher to give him a piece of her mind. She pulls on his sweater sleeve. He is mildly irritated as he knows exactly what this is about.

Ember: TEACHER! MOTHLEBY NEEDS LUNCH TOO!

Teacher: Are you actually concerned or trying to get two lunches?

Ember: IT CAN BE BOTH!

Ember is such a good friend, she will happily eat anything that Mothleby doesn't. Tragically, she did not get two sandwiches that day.

Mothleby's Lunch - Gator Days Characters Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's actually deep. Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER! Grace - Elephant - A shy little girl who likes to carry around a toy moth her grandpa gave her. Her family has high expectations for her. Mothleby - Toy Moth - Grace's toy moth. He enjoys fruity teas. Teacher - Raccoon - Loves his sweatshirts and bowties. Ember takes up 90% of his attention. Panel 1 Bolero, Ember, and Grace are having lunch at school. Bolero brings a plate of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Two of them have strawberry jelly and one of them has grape. Fans of raspberry jelly are outraged. Bolero: I got our lunch. Ember: THAT'S ONLY THREE SANDWICHES! Panel 2 Ember turns to Grace to point out the obvious. There's nothing there for Mothleby, Grace's toy moth. Ember: MOTHLEBY NEEDS LUNCH TOO. Grace: Mothleby never eats here. Panel 3 Ember: THAT'S TERRIBLE! EMBER IS OUTRAGED! How could someone let this happen? She will be talking to Teacher about this immediately. Panel 4 Ember marches directly over to Teacher to give him a piece of her mind. She pulls on his sweater sleeve. He is mildly irritated as he knows exactly what this is about. Ember: TEACHER! MOTHLEBY NEEDS LUNCH TOO! Teacher: Are you actually concerned or trying to get two lunches? Ember: IT CAN BE BOTH! Ember is such a good friend, she will happily eat anything that Mothleby doesn't. Tragically, she did not get two sandwiches that day.

Mothleby's Lunch - Gator Days

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Oh no, looks like Phil is in trouble.

See the next page early on https://www.patreon.com/c/Zarpaulus or https://ko-fi.com/zarpaulek
#furrycomic #patreon #urbanfantasy

11.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

22. Fate of the Norns: Ragnarok (still haven’t read)

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Read more at https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Joanna_Ghost_Hunter/
First volume in print at @fenrispublishing.bsky.social


Art by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/herbiegrimm/

Writing by me, https://www.patreon.com/Zarpaulus or https://ko-fi.com/zarpaulek

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

19. Pathfinder
20. Abyss (Sanguine)
21. Werewolf the Apocalypse (20th anniversary edition)

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17. Scum and Villainy
18. Wild Talents

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16. Urban Jungle, with horror and sci-fi supplements

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15. The Usagi Yojimbo RPG by Sanguine. Both the Cardinal system version and the PbtA edition

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14. Thirsty Sword Lesbians

11.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really appreciate Ironclaw and Urban Jungle having morale penalties and retreat chances on first blood, because, yeah, most people don't want to die.

10.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is talking about destroying the sith and not joining them ALT: a man with a beard is talking about destroying the sith and not joining them

Hopefully not the way Anakin did

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Cave Lion returns home from a hunting trip, finding his wife Scrawny Marten sitting by the fire making some rope. Their children are already asleep, so the two will have some privacy before going to get some rest too

Today is Mar 10, the day of the martens! Lots of love to all mustelids out there!

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New NBC poll:

Only 26% of Americans have a positive view of AI

...which, per another source, means it's "less popular than ICE"

thehill.com/policy/techn...

10.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is silly and false. The only operators of Tomahawk missiles are the U.S. Navy, Royal Australian Navy, Royal Netherlands Navy and Royal Navy. Iran has no Tomahawk missiles. If it did, it’d have no way to launch them.

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various sketches of a grey anthropomorphic fox with striking yellow eyes. she's femme and has dreadlocks and a braided tail. she wears a purplish outfit and one of the sketches features her as a human with darker skin.

various sketches of a grey anthropomorphic fox with striking yellow eyes. she's femme and has dreadlocks and a braided tail. she wears a purplish outfit and one of the sketches features her as a human with darker skin.

Magna the witch fox
(she/they) 🦊

10.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 5626 πŸ” 1319 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 3
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CM for @w0lfmare.bsky.social thanks a lot for your support

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Teef

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12. Cepheus Deluxe
13. Tales of the Valiant (better D&D5 clone)

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