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Jessica’s going to nod her head softly to the idea of teaching Ellie some of the latest tricks to surviving the streets with her voice dropping a few octaves before speaking again.

“First trick is don’t make eye contact with anyone. Usually helps to not cause fights or anything like that.”

11.03.2026 09:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I don’t wanna bother you with my shit. It’s not pleasant that’s for sure. I don’t wanna traumatise you for life or anything like that.”

Jessica’s letting out a sigh as she’s soon sitting down on the chair and squeezes her eyes shut in a bid to make it pass.

11.03.2026 09:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jessica’s going to take a deep breath now, closing her eyes once again so that it wouldn’t mess with her head a little bit more and finally opens them again to look at Valeria.

“We can get through this together. I know we can get through this together and I’m so sorry for freaking out.”

05.03.2026 10:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Oh well I am smart. I’m street smart. You see Ellie there is a code to surviving the streets out here. You kinda gotta learn who to avoid and what not to say to piss them off.”

Jessica’s taking a sip of the coffee when the waitress places down their drinks as she’s watching the person carefully.

05.03.2026 10:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s going to squeeze her eyes shut now, trying to take deep breaths but finds herself to freak out even more since she’s not sure how to handle the situation.

“Okay! Okay I can do this. Birch street no wait that was for Kilgrave. Shit I’m sorry about this. God I’m so bad at this.”

28.02.2026 18:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Oh well thanks I think? I mean I gotta be honest but I wasn’t the smartest in school. Used to get into trouble all the time. Would not recommend it.”

Jessica’s going to let out a little laugh now as she’s going to gently return the hug that Ellie has given to her.

28.02.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I know but don’t you feel like you may resent me a little bit for this? I mean if they come out with depression or anxiety or something?”

Jessica’s going to let out a sigh now, her hands coming to rest against Valeria’s waist whilst sniffling ever so slightly.

23.02.2026 14:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Well I guess you gotta kinda keep your calm when being a doctor don’t you? I don’t know how I feel if my doctor was suddenly snapping. Why I go to visit temple cause she can handle all that.”

Jessica is going to let out a faint chuckle now as she’s turning her attention onto Ellie once again.

23.02.2026 14:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s going to just nod her head but it’s clear she’s not happy about any of this since she does blame herself for her mental health being the way that it is.

“But what if they do? What if they have I don’t know some fucked up version of my depression or something like that?”

18.02.2026 23:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Your uncle is scared of the British too? Jeez how bad is your mom’s temper if she’s got both men scared of her? Wait don’t answer that I don’t think I wanna know.”

Jessica’s going to lead Ellie into a café now and sits her down in the corner table. “Who I’m watching should be here soon.”

18.02.2026 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s going to look over at Valeria now but it’s clear that there is a hint of guilt in her face at the fact that there is a possibility their children will have mental issues.

“But what if they do? I don’t know if I can handle the fact that I’m the reason they are mentally hurting you know?”

14.02.2026 13:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Oh what’s the story behind that one? Let me guess did he say something that pissed her off and he got thrown on his ass? I always got told never to piss off the British but I don’t listen.”

Jessica’s going to grin at Ellie now, sticking her hands into her pockets whilst she’s walking.

14.02.2026 13:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“We can do it at my pace but I don’t wanna come across as a dick that’s all. But I swear to you right now Valeria that I want to do this with you. I guess I don’t know I’m worried our kid gonna have my problems.”

Jessica’s going to look at Valeria now, a smile on her face as she does so.

10.02.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Badass. You can say badass I promise especially since nobody gonna tell you off. You are an adult you know which means nobody is going to really stop you.”

Jessica’s going to grin now as she’s closing the door behind her and locks it again whilst smiling at Ellie once more.

10.02.2026 14:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I mean yeah sure why not. Gives my fists a little bit of a break for a whole day don’t you think? Alright let’s grab our jackets and we can get out of here.”

Jessica’s grabbing her camera now before she’s stopping and grabs the other leather jacket and holds it out towards Ellie. “Here have it.”

05.02.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“But I don’t want him to be raised on his own. I had siblings I mean I had a brother and I absolutely loved it until Phillip died. I don’t want our son to nod have any siblings.”

Jessica’s going to look at Valeria now whilst she’s gently cupping her cheeks and smiles small at her.

05.02.2026 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Well some are dumb. Some actually do really bad things. I usually kinda handle both hence my job as a PI. It’s like playing a game of guess which dumbass I’m gonna get today.”

That’s when Jessica’s got a good idea as she’s leaning back in her chair. “Do you wanna come join me for a case?”

31.01.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“No no wait fuck I sound like a controlling asshole who’s telling you what you can and can’t do with your body. I mean ugh this is so frustrating!”

Jessica’s going to take a deep breath as a way to calm her nerves before looking at Valeria again. “Sorry about that.”

30.01.2026 14:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“No I’m a PI which means this is apart of my job. The people on my computer are files that are about my clients and their cases. Some are finding a cheating husband and others are uncovering a fraud.”

Jessica’s going to now get her picture up and is soon pressing print and looks at Ellie again.

28.01.2026 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s nodding her head softly but there is this slight flicker of hesitation in her gaze as she’s now looking back at Valeria and begins to start softly massaging her boobs.

“Valeria? I- I don’t know if we should have more kids. I really didn’t like seeing you in so much pain with Theodore.”

27.01.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s going to take her camera back, looking at the picture for a moment before standing up and heading to her laptop so that she can plug the USB stick into it.

“Well I think you might be right. Come on over here I don’t think you have actually seen what I do for work before.”

23.01.2026 13:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s going to smirk slightly to what Valeria is saying with her soon taking her wife’s boobs into her hands and begins to start rubbing them gently.

“How about I give you a boob massage and if you will let me I’ll gladly suck on them also but only if you want me too.”

22.01.2026 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s going to let out a faint chuckle of amusement at Ellie’s little pose but is also smiling at the same time. That’s when she’s passing over the camera whilst nodding her head.

“I’m trusting you okay? Don’t you dare end up breaking that camera cause it cost me quite a lot of money.”

20.01.2026 01:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s going to let out a soft, almost breathless chuckle to Valeria’s words with her soon leaning toward to press a soft kiss against her lips but also is moaning ever do slightly feeling Valeria cleaning up the saliva.

“Is there anything I can give to you in return baby? Anything at all?”

18.01.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I don’t mind that Ellie. How about I take your photo first so it gives me a chance to make myself look presentable or whatever it is you do with pictures.”

Jessica’s now going to reach forward to grab her actual camera for work and holds it up before looking at Ellie. “Smile.”

15.01.2026 23:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“You need to not be doing stuff like that Valeria. You’re recovering from having a baby and this could count as strenuous activity. Look, I can hold off the entire time you are recovering.”

Jessica’s helping Valeria sit down now whilst pressing a soft kiss against her forehead again.

15.01.2026 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s going to just roll her eyes to the idea of having a picture taken especially since she’s never exactly been one for pictures but also doesn’t seem to mind at the same time so nods her head.

“Alright fine we can take a picture. Should I take one of you first or do you wanna take mine?”

13.01.2026 10:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s breathing is rather ragged now, her hand still gripping Valeria’s hair tightly and is now closing her eyes to allow the last waves of her orgasm to wash over her.

“Fuck that was so good baby. You are getting really good with that mouth of yours but are you not sore ya know from birth?”

12.01.2026 22:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jessica’s nodding her head softly and is going to stick on the movie whilst leaning back in her chair but is also going to start looking at her phone to check on where the pizza is.

“The pizza should be here in about like ten minutes. Don’t worry I’ll answer the door so you don’t gotta worry.”

11.01.2026 01:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Oh fuck! Oh keep going like that baby and I’m gonna give you a reward for being such a good girl. How does that sound? Ah oh! Oh shit baby I’m gonna-“

Jessica doesn’t even last another second with her soon nutting right into Valeria’s mouth whilst gripping her hair ever so slightly.

10.01.2026 15:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0