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John Fraley

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Seattle sports. Tuns of puns. He/him. Trans rights are human rights

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We need to either eliminate billionaires or billionaire political contributions. The polite thing would be to let them choose.

11.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tell me more about the "at any point" part

11.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ruh roh

11.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fun fact: bobo is French for boo-boo, like a skinned knee. which, irrelevant, but that's not a fun fact's job, k

11.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stretched some old Short Relief muscles for this one. I miss writing silly pastiche.

11.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tomorrow's scenarios for a 9-inning game:

If ITALY wins: Italy and USA advance

If MEXICO wins and scores 6+ runs: Mexico and USA advance

If MEXICO wins and scores <5 runs: Mexico and Italy advance

If MEXICO wins and scores exactly 5 runs: Mexico advances, last spot comes down to other things

11.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 121 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Yes, but that's not in the media's interest to report.

11.03.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll tell you, for several years we went to church in a 300 year old chapel, a gift from the King to his Anglican courtiers, down the street from the Versailles Palace, not there blocks from one of the side entrances. That whole portion of my childhood felt staged

11.03.2026 05:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've lived a couple already ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.03.2026 05:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in France and they required you to start one foreign language in sixth grade and another in eighth. Didn't see the point in English ๐Ÿ˜‚ and already started German

11.03.2026 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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pretty sure she said "just your mother" but now i'm afraid to ask

11.03.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DeRosa must *really* like Kyle Shanahan to flatter him this much

11.03.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I remember my lore correctly you have Italian ancestry...?

11.03.2026 05:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is half of what I remember from eighth grade italian hope it'll do

11.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LA RAGAZZA E BELLISSIMA E LA MIA MACCHINA E ROSSA

11.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น?

11.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait. we get to eat them, too? game changer

11.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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more likely

11.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's almost always one GM willing to take a big swing. And frankly if the Raiders can salvage one first out of this debacle they should take it

11.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm invited

11.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this thing will drag on and it's impossible to know what the final price might be. You could *maybe* talk me into the 2nd and a mid 2027 pick but even then I'm nervous

11.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry for harvesting all those likes an hour ago

11.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dire

11.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the internets highest honor

11.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if this doesn't scare away 50 followers i don't know what will

11.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ravens just learned about minnmaxxing

11.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

messsssssssssssssssy

11.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sure, maybe woolen wood rock it here another year. or the wheat could sink him like a brick

10.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

/enthusiastic clapping/

10.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen him play. Equal parts Ruthless and Delilahtful

10.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0