Steven Sean Laing

Grammarly is just Clippy in a tech-bro vest.

If there were a Tilly Norwood movie where her creators get sued into oblivion for IP theft, I might actually watch it.

The weather outside right now is how I imagine the ancient Greeks would have described the afterlife.

Self-extubation?

Either Cambria or Courier New, depending on the situation.

Why is he looking at me like he's judging my font type choices?

The new Wuthering Heights movie adaptation, but Heathcliff is an orange cartoon cat.

It's a weird place in life when you go to see a college production of a musical, you have friends who were in the original Broadway cast, and the show is now considered a "classic." Also, my back hurts and being out past 11pm now feels wild and transgressive. (Is this middle-age?)

The Winter Olympics is just an ass-beating that Norway gives to the rest of the planet every four years.

This halftime show is the most genuinely human thing I've seen all evening.

You want field goals? We got field goals! We've got all the hot field goal action you can handle!

I think it means Pete Hegseth took a drunken shit into ChatGPT, and this is the hallucination that resulted.

Young Ernest Hemmingway.

That tremolo-delay combo is unworldly.

Minneapolis should press its momentum and demand not only withdrawal but start talking about the need for immediate reparations, loudly, with the total certainty that only winners have. "You have wronged us terribly and must pay recompense" and let them argue the second part.

Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center

Grainger isn’t the store I’d immediately expect to be carrying these. But it has a flared base, have fun.

ICE has its own Ratlines.

Your rights are alienable AF.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

I hope Bovino’s neighbors forever shun him. May the local grocery store cashiers turn their back when he tries to buy food. May his house be forever egged. May the Baby Gap where he shops close their doors when they see him coming.

Fuck Greg Bovino, his Sam Browne belt, and his mother too.

I hope Democratic senators and congressmen understand, out of pure lizard-brain self-interest if moral decency happens to be unavailable, what is at stake for them if they don't handle this the right way. This is a true "If not now, when?" moment.

John C. Woods Jr.'s low-voltage, extra-long death.

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.

Democrat leaders: "We need to reach across the aisle to find common ground with the people actively murdering us on national TV."

"Hell is real!"

The absolute accuracy of this.

I have no relation to Jake Lang. Fuck that guy and fuck ICE.