Adam in LFK

Having gotten bored with playing God we are now playing the other guy

It's really fun to find out how many shivs it takes to solve a given problem

One day my kids are gonna come across someone doing an explainer on that stuff and they're gonna realize what their parents have been referencing their entire lives

[Filthy Tom Waits voice] 🎵 I'm your Scrub Daddy
put your knife in my mouth
yeah I'm your Scrub Daddy
put your knife in my mouth 🎵

Coupla big head buds crushin schooners of blacklight lookin margs

This is a dazzle camo demonstration

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Cowti boyme

When do you reckon it achieves sentience

"Can you make it rain more?" 👑

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Archeologists have rejected the evidence of a “unitary” Bill Kristol, as recent scholarship has determined this sobriquet to refer to two distinct individuals active at about the same time with diametrically opposed politics

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

A weird feature of this one is it's also based on a mispronunciation - Gerry is pronounced with a g-as-in-golf, but his 'mander is with a g-as-in-gelatin.

Here are the child vaccine recommendations as of November 2024. Keep them with you, advocate for your kids, get the vaccines they need to stay healthy and promote immunity for the whole community. #Health #CDC #vax

Primary reason he always, always, always alwaysalways loses

Both before and since becoming a parent I have had this panel come unbidden to mind on a more or less monthly basis

The confluence of 1) abhorrent ideas about relationships 2) the unearned confidence in your dogshit writing of a sophomore creative writing major. I recognize this approach to turning a phrase from classes where critique was a daily battle not to lead off with "why'd you make us read this"

This is why Larry must be told not to be ridiculous.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

1) siiiiiiick
b) how long was this stretch?

Thank you for making something actually good that evacuated all interest in trying to find this person's probably-very-disappointing pun

My ready-reply to "are you a computer" is "If I were, I wouldn't be able to answer that question, haha" which serves the dual purpose of assuring them I'm not and keeping me from saying something that earns me a conversation later.

Let's activate all my phobias at the same time, why not

You know it's extra granny shit when he starts rartling off names with no explanation

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
   Could live both más and free

Interesting

James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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