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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.

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Banners of Donald Trump and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein are installed near a giant poster of the US president on the facade of the Labor Department in Washington, DC

πŸ“Έ Brendan Smialowski

11.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I dunno. You know more about this guy than I do.

11.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Post from Dramecs - YouTube On my channel Dramecs, you’ll always find only useful informationπŸ˜„ But seriously, guys. I’m thinking about starting a series of short videos under 1 minute a...

Cat Moon
youtube.com/post/UgkxxZ5...

11.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is called the Strait of Hormel, because it's a little bit chili

11.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
lofi graphic of a blue bird on two legs.
text:
the rest of the program is on the other side of the cassette.

you may need an adult to help you load the program.

(smaller blue text):
press r to re-run this program, or t to load the other...

lofi graphic of a blue bird on two legs. text: the rest of the program is on the other side of the cassette. you may need an adult to help you load the program. (smaller blue text): press r to re-run this program, or t to load the other...

granny's garden, screenshot, zx spectrum (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/29747/g...

09.12.2025 09:48 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10

Dems:
This won't possibly backfire

11.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You knew it would happen!

11.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He dumb?

11.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Operation Epic Escort" guys come on

10.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1275 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 31
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Why the Trump-Backed Save America Act Threatens Election Security Nationwide - Bucks County Beacon Buried in the legislation is a mandate requiring every state to funnel voter data into a centralized voter-purge system plagued by security and accuracy concerns and controlled by the Trump administra...

New from me: β€œWhy The Trump-Backed Save America Act Threatens Election Security Nationwide *** Buried in the legislation is a mandate requiring every state to funnel voter data into a centralized voter-purge system plagued by security & accuracy concerns & controlled by the Trump administration.”…1/

26.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 430 πŸ” 272 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 23
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DOGE employee stole Social Security data and put it on a thumb drive, report says | TechCrunch A whistleblower is accusing a former DOGE member of stealing a large number of Americans’ personal data while he was working at the Social Security Administration, with the plan of using it at his new...

A new whistleblower report alleges that a former DOGE engineer told co-workers at his new job that that he β€œpreviously had unrestricted β€˜God-level’ access to the SSA’s systems” & that he possessed copies of SSA’s β€œNumident” & β€œMaster Death” files, which he planned to use at his new job. 3/10/26…1/

10.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 866 πŸ” 547 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 33
the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 4448 πŸ” 563 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 151

If you ever feel like a bad writer, I want you to go out and pick up a book called SHADOW OF THE CONQUEROR by a guy named Shad. Read a little bit of it. Recognize that no matter how bad of a writer you feel you are, you are objectively better than that.

10.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He didn't read the book report

10.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last chance before midterms to get any Republican legislation passed

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How does it end?

10.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Demanding a list of Jews, eh? I know this story.

10.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7

Whoa! Nice

10.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Color photograph. A black and white kitten is perched on a brown dresser and leaning towards the camera. You can see her tail in the background as if sprouting from her head and between her ears.

Color photograph. A black and white kitten is perched on a brown dresser and leaning towards the camera. You can see her tail in the background as if sprouting from her head and between her ears.

That’s definitely not a secret antenna I’m using to pick up important transmissions like

β€˜Treat bags opening…’
β€˜Pets and cuddles imminent…’
β€˜Playmates ready for zoomies…’

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

10.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Oh cool. We're doing the Satanic Panic again, but even stupider than last time.

10.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Teacher: "Did you read the assignment,'The Grapes of Wrath'? Tell me about it."
DOGE staffer: "It's about grapes and the wrath of the grapes..."

10.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Dollar Store Cillian Murphy: "Everything I hate is DEI"

10.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do so many members of this cabinet stand like dolls that have been patiently stood up by a six year old? It's like they've just recently occupied human bodies and still haven't quite figured out how to operate the limbs and face yet.

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Tesco the golden retriever lies on a porch outside, with sun and shadows streaming over her, smiling up at the camera like the happiest girl alive. Her favorite blue and orange ball is between her paws.

Tesco the golden retriever lies on a porch outside, with sun and shadows streaming over her, smiling up at the camera like the happiest girl alive. Her favorite blue and orange ball is between her paws.

The spring enjoyer

10.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1232 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

Scary stuff

09.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It chose deth

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My gorgeous girl, Lacey πŸ’“

09.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️❀️❀️

10.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ciara: I’m a cat carrying the bubonic plague

Ciara: I’m a cat carrying the bubonic plague

Ciara as a plague rat

Ciara as a plague rat

Ciara on #SummerHouse is a woman after my own heart. A rat carrying bubonic plague?!? πŸ˜πŸ€

09.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0