The Democrats should shut down the government on this sentence alone.
21.01.2026 18:44
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The Democrats should shut down the government on this sentence alone.
interview is him angling to make sure *someone* gets fired for this mess, and it aint him!
The total non-reaction from the Dems says it all. There is no opposition party, just a "be nice" advocacy group. Spineless worms who decided after Jan 6th that idly cashing in on the nazi party's pump-and-dump scheme was worth more than the health/safety/prosperity of the people they represent
Someone in the comments asked if this was edited with ChatGPT.
Jokes on you, sir. This WASN'T edited, that's just bad writing!
Immaculate return to the Stanchies for yours truly
Abbotsford #Canucks' leading scorer ranks 127th in the AHL by points. Ben Berard, who's gone pointless thru their last 3 games, has 7 over 12 GP (career best in the A)
He leads Abbotsford with THREE 5v5 points. THREE.
They're trying. But it's funny how bleak the Canucks' situation is top to bottom
A $10m no-show job for the Leafs? Who does he think he is? Auston Matthews?
Can't wait for a Plinkett-style review of Squid Game Season 3, regarding how S1 to S3 might be the biggest drop-off in writing quality in the history of television. Holy fuck, what capital-d Dogshit writing. Not even "Cody hates everything" hyperbole here. Like, legitimately embarassing stuff.
Every day, a new piece of grim news from the billionaire police state, USA.
Inching closer to a world where Peter Watkins' anxiety-inducing faux-documentary Punishment Park (1971) becomes the real deal.
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5-0 with me on my old beat
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His playoff shots/gp, points/gp, shooting %, and rate of goals scored and conceded while on-ice have ALL improved over his regular season rates.
Though his SH/GP and PTS/GP rank 17th among skaters (low). There is undeniably LOTS of good conveniently happening at 5v5 with him on ice.
Can he PK tho?
Kirill Kudryavtsev MIGHT be *that* guy in Abbotsford right now.
At 5v5, the Abbotsford #Canucks are up 12-2 in goals in his minutes! When the game is TIED, the Farm is up 7-2! Trailing by 1+ they're up 3-0!
Might be more noise than signal because "AHL do be like dat."
still! Promising trajectory
This is, legitimately, the one time where the org would have actual lightning in a bottle available to capture and merchandise for a quick buck, and be totally justified in doing so, in stark contrast to the decades of failed attempts to manufacture the lightning themselves
IDK, but there better be shirts available for game 1 with a screenprint of a fold-up chair with "yahoo" in block text and a Abby Canucks Western Conference Finals crest on it
The message is, "It's dealt with and is over. Stop talking about it."
Maybe there are legal ramifications?
Or the egos of a bunch of AHLers don't want this bizarre incident with their PBP guy (who is never sent on the road during the regular season, mind you) to overshadow their big historic win
all signs point to them NOT WANTING TO MAKE A CHEAP BUCK on the one totally appropriate event that could make them a cheap buck!
This is literally the easiest marketing gimmick, merch opportunity, rallying cry for their organization's AHL affiliate's PLAYOFF run
and yet....
The Canucks have (and will) always try to make a cheap buck. Selling 30 year old chairs, Ovechkin jerseys (???), cringe "team like that" merch (copying Canes' bunch of jerks meme-merch), fucking *used* player shoes, or turning every tangentially-related Canucks thing into a 50/50 raffle
and yet...
Good morning, #Canucks fans
A fundamentally historic victory for the farm team Friday night as they punch thru to the Pacific Division Finals for the first time ever.
The last time Vancouver's AHL affiliate went past the second round was back in 2015! 😵💫
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My glorious return to the AHL! What a game! What a read (many are saying it)! You won't BELIEVE what I had to say about this team's performance! Plus a little reflexive stats deep dive because you know how I do.
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I'd be so pissed if I was Travis Green. I don't they're winning that series regardless, but having your momentum thrown off by the refs brainfarting twice in a fifteen minute span is brutal
Refs got in the way, so significantly in that third period. Singlehandedly disrupted possession for the Sens twice by getting in the way. Once in the dzone, leading to a glorious chance for Toronto, and the second in the final minute, hurting Sens' ability to move puck along the boards.
Ridley Greg in the box*
The Sens third forward by PK minutes this playoffs
Adam Gaudette played 5:46 on the PK during the regular season. Sens were outscored 1-0 in those minutes.
In a do or die game 5, holding a 1 goal lead with in the box, Travis Green put him on the PK, where he picked off a pass, led a breakout, and set up the 2-0 dagger to extend the series
Rad shit
Why would any NHL coach want their reputation attached to next season's results and how it will determine whether or not Hughes re-signs in Van? Tocchet's a smart guy, he knows this team is fucked with EP40-Chytil-???-??? down the middle and zero elite wingers. Getting out while he can is smart
You know what? Good for Tocchet. That's exactly what this organization deserves. When you treat as many people/players/STHs as poorly as the Canucks org have over the last decade, you absolutely deserve the one guy you went above and beyond for rug pulling you to say, "nah, cya!"
An independant minority government. Canada collapses and each province becomes itMs own rogue state. It's pure chaos. Eggs are $10,000 Zimbabwean dollars each
If you can't even win your riding, your party should be a DNF in the polls. The party picked you to win. And you couldn't even convince your riding, ipso fatso, you receive a DNF and your party doesn't get any seats at the table
The Post is dogshit lol
The Stanchies: Hughes ties Canucks defenceman scoring record in meaningless win over Sharks
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A team of efficiency shooters, in a season where save % dipped to its lowest point since the 1994-95 season, net just seven double-digit goalscorers across the roster.
Räty tied Miller and Pettersson by goals per-game
Two of the top players by goals per game are likely gone this summer too
yikes
From IMac... that entire middle paragraph is just a shot at EP40 for coming into the season unprepared.
These guys worked with Crosby, Letang, Malkin, and MAF and got back-to-back cups. They have zero patience for "unpreparedness" from a seven-year NHL vet.
The last sentence too 😬