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@hornykau

5/2/95, she/her ]:⊃ NSFW. I post nudes. No minors. I'm gay and married and a slut. There's weird shit in here idk. My pinned is outdated use this link for anonymous stuff: ngl.link/hornykau Icon by ticklishcicada on tumblr

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Happy Mar10 day! Here’s some Peach and Bowser!

10.03.2026 18:44 👍 264 🔁 47 💬 0 📌 0
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Rain squeezing on them things 🐴

21.02.2026 23:30 👍 3872 🔁 864 💬 20 📌 1

Well, "porn." I can sketch nude suggestive figures shaped like Timon's mom.

10.03.2026 23:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait holy shit I can draw porn of Timon's mom

10.03.2026 23:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 16422 🔁 3346 💬 295 📌 232
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Godivaing or whatever

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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tasty elf snack :] (she/her for both)

#teratophilia

10.03.2026 18:16 👍 1736 🔁 398 💬 12 📌 6
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他的任务就是含着老公的精液入睡😃

10.03.2026 13:49 👍 274 🔁 57 💬 3 📌 0

BRO I HEAR SPRING PEEPERS WE ARE SO BACK

10.03.2026 15:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're gonna do an early dinner/late lunch at a nice place then go home to get wasted and hang since that worked really nicely on v-day.

10.03.2026 14:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Yes"

10.03.2026 14:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But if any birds did have one, it would be ravens

10.03.2026 14:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Very Jersey Shore type animals

10.03.2026 14:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like when ducks command their man to attack shit

10.03.2026 14:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I was conventionally attractive I probs wouldn't but since I'm already fat and don't wear makeup or style my hair I'm on thin ice in terms of societal transgressions I can commit without being dehumanized in the not fun way

10.03.2026 14:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's nice to no longer be in arctic conditions but now I gotta shave my legs 😭

10.03.2026 13:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Switch 2 L: too big to sneak into work, unlike the humble DS Lite

10.03.2026 12:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't wanna go to work I wanna play pokemon

10.03.2026 12:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What's it like being the most correct person on earth

10.03.2026 12:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ya'll see it too rite

10.03.2026 07:09 👍 220 🔁 49 💬 3 📌 0
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Just dog things! 🐕🖤

(experimental comm for @otterfangs.bsky.social >:)c )

27.02.2026 03:47 👍 638 🔁 142 💬 6 📌 1
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cooldown

08.03.2026 01:39 👍 1439 🔁 337 💬 14 📌 1

Is It True That Young People Aren't Having Sex Anymore!? We Found Normal Men And Women On The Street And Begged Them To Kiss With Offers Of Money! After That, When Left Alone, Would These Two Move Forward Without Even Bothering To Get Paid!? 300 Minute 17 Ladies Special

10.03.2026 01:00 👍 81 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 7
A trio of adventurers shown walking in a line towards the right.

A trio of adventurers shown walking in a line towards the right.

The same three adventurers fleeing back the way they came, minus all their equipment.

The same three adventurers fleeing back the way they came, minus all their equipment.

Adventuring Party

27.02.2026 02:07 👍 190 🔁 33 💬 0 📌 0
an illustration of an anthro hamster and an anthro old english sheepdog fucking in a mating press position. the sheepdog is cumming inside her hamster girlfriend while putting her weight on her, wagging her tail and rolling her eyes up in pleasure. the hamster is trembling from arousal and the sensation of her beloved one cumming inside her.
the background shows an x-ray of the said ejaculation and the aftermath in the face of sperm cells surrounding and then one of them piercing the ovum.

an illustration of an anthro hamster and an anthro old english sheepdog fucking in a mating press position. the sheepdog is cumming inside her hamster girlfriend while putting her weight on her, wagging her tail and rolling her eyes up in pleasure. the hamster is trembling from arousal and the sensation of her beloved one cumming inside her. the background shows an x-ray of the said ejaculation and the aftermath in the face of sperm cells surrounding and then one of them piercing the ovum.

finished comm of a lovely couple for a friend 🐹❣️🐶

[ both she/her ]

#samsart #furrynsfw #lesbian #breeding

09.03.2026 23:30 👍 91 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 12:42 👍 964 🔁 213 💬 2 📌 0
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inner thoughts... inner peace... in her ass. 🌠

#furryart #NSFW
subscribestar.adult/dimwitdog

04.07.2025 21:42 👍 3146 🔁 587 💬 21 📌 1

I wanna keep drawing the big booty puffin. Does she seem like an Audrey to y'all?

09.03.2026 20:41 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She has two of em!

09.03.2026 20:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of these days I'm gonna draw heels well

09.03.2026 20:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0