Don’t you mean a Hoddle?
12.03.2026 17:15
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Don’t you mean a Hoddle?
Noseybonk>Blokeytwonk
Not to mention Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee.
Handy for cleaning bedroom windows sans ladder.
We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things. Tremendous things, like no one else has ever done. Big strong astronauts with tears in their eyes say ‘Sir when are you gonna teach that moon a lesson’ I say just you watch. I’m gonna tariff the Clangers, and deport the Soup Dragon.
Be careful that you don’t strain your hairy cornflake.
If you don’t see a doctor soon you’ll suffer terribly, you may even die. But if you do, you’ll have a beautiful finish.
“Work as an airline pilot. Surprising the number of times the airline didn’t take the keys to the plane back after landing. I take the planes home and sell them on eBay. I look at it as a perk of the job.”
“Charlie says we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.”
Your silence speaks volumes.
Dr Strangelove.
“What a splendid idea!”
“If the icon is green,
You’re helping the team,
If the icon is yellow,
You’re a lazy fellow.”
Have you seen the mushrooms in the front room?
If it feels strange when you crimp, you need to consult your GP.
Would you kindly not do that please.
A sea horse, if you will.
Probably for the best if he’s going to clean it in Centre Parcs pool while waiting for kids to come down the slide.
The farmer storms out with a shotgun under his arm. This has clearly happened before, and this is his Tony Martin moment.
Haven’t seen any Tauntauns, I thought I saw a Wampa but on closer inspection it was just a very fluffy dog.
We’ve been in Sweden and now Estonia for a week. The novelty of the icy climate hasn’t worn off for my son. Here he presents some icicles that he insisted were documented.
<taps sign again>
