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Ski Mask Shawty

@haveyouheardofg

Reskeets ≠ endorsements. Fuck @NickCannon. Fuck @realDonaldTrump. Mostly Jokes. Some politics. My opinion is my own. Don't @ me about it.

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I ain't had this happen since college. Ah memories.

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$1500? Where you need music? I am available

11.03.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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To the beat of "Can't Believe It" is the dopest thing I heard all day 🤣🤣

10.03.2026 18:00 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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This got me howling

10.03.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

Sharp cheddar was too sharp

10.03.2026 15:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post your favorite lord of the rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 15:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nothing more depressing for a sandwich than picking the wrong cheese

10.03.2026 15:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At all. It's insane that modeling is her side quest job

10.03.2026 14:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man listen...

10.03.2026 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also. I love those kinds of shows. Antiques roadshow, pawn stars, any show about random collections I be on it.

10.03.2026 14:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This one of those faces you make with a Wooly Willy toy from the 80s

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can feel the gout creeping in

09.03.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good

09.03.2026 16:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yikes
Your speaking loudly about some family members of mine

09.03.2026 16:03 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Clarence Thomas in a law library?

09.03.2026 15:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

40+ year olds that peaked during prime 106 & Park years who want to relive their hoe phase

09.03.2026 14:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was amazing.....

09.03.2026 11:42 👍 8 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

The Wire, Breaking Bad, Succession

09.03.2026 12:54 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You're not wrong. I really hope he takes this chance and just goes. It's sad watching him go out laying flat

09.03.2026 12:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats to Tua. I really hope he takes this and retires.

09.03.2026 12:37 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

They rolled them tvs in and we got 0 work done. It was glorious

08.03.2026 15:24 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

They used to say it was demonic. My catholic family members used to try to force me to use my right hand and my mother crashed about it every time

08.03.2026 10:45 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

When I tell you that daylight savings time is stupid...

08.03.2026 10:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My cousin used to get his head and/or knuckles cracked every time his folks caught him writing lefty. They thought it was a problem. I still don't understand that line of thinking

08.03.2026 10:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah that’s PEAK boredom 😭😭😭

08.03.2026 04:57 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They gotta be extra bored

08.03.2026 04:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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