niko 🍄‍🟫

if a big strong beautiful butch wants to teach me to ice skate/play hockey, my DMs are open

WE WERE WATCHING BRIDGERTON.

me: *hits play on a tv show*
@travisti.bsky.social: “WAIT PAUSE. it’s about hook hands.”

it’s ✨pneumonia✨

she prob wouldn’t want to treat me tho, i don’t need a chest tube

being super ignored in the ER and i know my girl santos from the pitt would never treat me like this 😭

took my wife to a PWHL game tonight just in case i wasn’t gay enough before

Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.

deleted my substack bc they fund nazis 🙃 what platform are we using instead?

not dick AND cock !!

need a very specific online forum for people who are mixed indigenous turtle islanders but have no contact with that part of their family anymore and want to find a way to get in touch with their culture and have no clue where to start.

so like let a bitch know if you see anything like that pls

And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,

stick season is my favorite christmas song

The family of mice singing “No cheeses for us meeces” in the opening song (“Scrooge”) of THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992), a movie that I saw in the theater at age 10 and which immediately became a formative movie and deeply held family favorite, its annual viewing soon becoming a family tradition, and which has always been incredibly dear to me, even though I consider myself only an average enthusiast when it comes to the Muppets (I grew up with them and still love them with that warm childhood purity but I am not at Disney-Adult-levels of obsession or passionate opinion—but I will say that THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL is one of the best adaptations of Dickens’s story in the entire history of cinema, and no one since ’92 has come remotely close), and which I have always found incredibly moving and beautiful and tragic and redemptive, and which always makes me cry quietly during several key scenes; it is one of my strongest links to childhood memory.

When they ask me what radicalized me

Me: hmm, blood pressure's pretty low today
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go

I need to quit my job so I can focus on sitting in sunbeams with my cats

it’s a colonizer holiday and i don’t want to celebrate it anyway, but seeing everyone with their friends today has me feeling profoundly lonely.

hoping to actually have friends in 2026.

We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown

No Noise November. everybody shut up

All these people who call orgasm the little death, yet don't call death the big orgasm

officially out of @scumbelievable.bsky.social books to read, which is very sad.

anyone got recs?

Anytime there is a flood in the continental US, it is the biggest story across all social media.

Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away.
1/

The E.P.A. canceled a $20 million flood protection grant to Alaska months before a remote village was inundated.

okay so we've been given a chronic medical condition by corporate polluters, and now it's incumbent on us to stop breathing. you love to see it.

a fresh sternum tattoo of a pentacle made of lavender

my friend stabbed me many, many times today 😌

your body is a netherland

Duolingo's CEO has been vocal about replacing human staff with trash AI that's more likely to get translations wrong and make your learning subpar.

Stop using Duolingo. Uninstall it. Leave comments and reviews that you'll come back once they put people first again.

fuck marry kill
the lion, the witch, the wardrobe