Roll call for the latest secret Musk kids:
R/roblox Moderator Musk
- Discovered Feb 2025
- Deceased (starvation)
14 88 LUL*
- Discovered Feb 2025
- Deceased (starvation)
Neopet Farklord Musk
- Discovered Mar 2025
- Deceased (cybertruck)
Wing Ding*
- Discovered Mar 2025
- Dying
* full legal name
20.03.2025 22:19
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"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
17.03.2025 05:39
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*reads the skeet*
*enjoys it*
*doesn't hit reskeet*
What kind of monster are you
14.03.2025 17:03
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der lange mit Spannung erwartete Blick in die GΓ€stetoilette des Hauses M. Bahnhof enttΓ€uscht nicht
14.03.2025 13:39
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I'm sorry, I was looking for the Echo Chamber. This must be the Argue Chamber.
13.03.2025 22:53
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these rule
11.03.2025 23:24
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looks like the aftermath of a toothy car bj
11.03.2025 22:39
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Steal My Tesla
I try to avoid pumping my investments here, but please check out this exciting startup. Feeling very lucky to have been in on the seed round for this one.
StealMyTesla is going to frictionlessly disrupt EV ownership at scale, like you've never seen. The future looks bright! πππ
stealmytesla.com
11.03.2025 16:15
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Elon Musk macht HitlergruΓ Bild um 180 Grad gedreht so dass sein Arm nach unten rechts zeigt
Tesla Aktie Symbolbild
10.03.2025 17:09
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Heute die USA hassen und Morgen die Oscars schauen. Ihr seid mir schon ein paar FrΓΌchtchen.
01.03.2025 08:53
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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
28.02.2025 19:27
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Die Sonne brennt herunter,
Manch Fischlein, blank und munter,
Umgaukelt keck den Gast.
18.02.2025 17:09
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Dort blΓ€ht ein Schiff die Segel,
Frisch saust hinein der Wind!
18.02.2025 16:54
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Uncle O'Grimacey: Get the fertilizer, Grimace.
05.02.2025 23:53
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a building that is called The Riff House in bold red all caps
i went here and asked to see your posts, they never heard of you
03.02.2025 15:17
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Last Call before Antiquariat. DM offen.
19.01.2025 18:49
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I was supposed to make an appointment for therapy today but instead i made an appointment to get a black flag tattoo.
17.01.2025 22:09
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champion mindsβ¬t β¬infach
13.01.2025 19:41
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β¬bβ¬n bβ¬im dm durchgβ¬zogen mβ¬in $ohn (7) $tand $chmiβ¬rβ¬
13.01.2025 19:32
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ai is good after all
05.01.2025 20:19
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POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE STANDING AMIDST THE ICE OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!!
LITTLE GIRL: HELLO POKEY DID YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
POKEY: NO
LITTLE GIRL: IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!!
POKEY: YES
POKEY HANDS THE SMALL CHILD A BOWL OF CEREAL!! HE SAYS: HERE YOU GO, SMALL CHILD!! A BOWL OF YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL
THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIES: THANK YOU POKEY! I LOVE BOSUN BITE
POKEY READS THE BOX AND SAYS: THE BOX HAS INSPIRING MESSAGES! "NO PLAN SURVIVES CONTACT WITH THE ENEMY"
THE LITTLE GIRL READS: "WAR MAKES ONE GREAT!"
POKEY READS: "THERE IS NO HUNTING LIKE THE HUNTING OF MAN, AND THOSE WHO HAVE HUNTED ARMED MEN LONG ENOUGH AND LIKED IT, NEVER REALLY CARE FOR ANYTHING ELSE THEREAFTER"
THE SMALL CHILD READS: "SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG GUN"
POKEY THEN SAYS: SAVE THE BOX TOP! IF WE MAIL IN THREE OF THEM WE CAN GET A FREE HIGH-ALTITUDE MARSHMALLOW DEPLOYMENT SYSTEM!
IT'S BREAKFAST TIME!! yellow5.com/pokey
25.12.2024 00:37
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Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, Cover
Festschrift 75 Jahre Hertha BSC, random Innenseite
@belaliga.bsky.social Bela, falls du (oder jemand den du kennst) daran Freude hΓ€ttest, schick ich dir das gerne zu. Habβs beim AufrΓ€umen gefunden, Zustand super. Falscher Verein aber who cares.
24.12.2024 12:00
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Congratulations PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse, color of the year 2025!
17.12.2024 15:06
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Probies and a Leper's Colony to go with it
13.12.2024 23:09
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wer wenn nicht clarissa ward mit akkurater frisur und seidenem shawl
12.12.2024 17:29
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BLACKPINK war dein Top-Artist dieses Jahr
Du gehΓΆrst zu den Top 4 % der Fans und ihr habt 435 Minuten miteinander verbracht
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04.12.2024 19:37
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happy birthday hot babe!
04.12.2024 15:50
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jetzt wird stressig
02.12.2024 18:47
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Powerpoint 2016 β muss die FDP sparen?
29.11.2024 11:41
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Working at that good old divey bar watching a bachelorette party walk in
27.11.2024 16:01
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