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UX, 🐱, 🐢, πŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ, πŸ‡³πŸ‡±, πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, he/him, terminally online because I lived through the alternative and it was boring. @ signal: fj1.01

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ColOmbia, not Columbia

10.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would behoove the new interim CEO of Bluesky to spend literally one minute finding a decent header profile pic that explains something about himself rather than a tacky AI landscape smear.

09.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can, however, kill your children this way.

By forcing their own hand. Absolving you.

08.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Workers at several perfume counters in Berlin's KaDeWe did not know the name and brand Serge Lutens and that is a scandal.

06.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God.

I put stickers and paint on a laptop along a theme back when laptops were still expensive and ... oh never mind.

I once got written about in a magazine for making a web page about how I blessed a gas station dressed as the Virgin Mary.

05.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm taking bets on how high he's going to be:
1. Jacked up
2. Super jacked up

Looking forward to reading the "what the eff was THAT?!" posts later tonight.

24.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to explain Flavor Flav today.

β€”"The W.A. stood for With Attitude."
"So the N stood for..."
β€”"Yes, that."

And then I had to explain how MTV was too timid to show rap because poor white suburban teens, who then turned out to be the hugest consuers of rap once they heard it.

24.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT?

24.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like he's new to sin.

23.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...which is where you could have left it

23.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, the brother of the king lives there, but the locals do not claim him.

23.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tim

23.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So was formerly Prince Andy Mounty Batty

23.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1500 jaar Christelijke Pluriformiteit in De Lage Landen is wanneer beelden in kerken mogen blijven staan maar je ook zelf de bijbel mag lezen, maar nu opeens zijn ze echt helemaal van de diversiteit.

22.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ik kan mij nog herinneren hoe het CDA mij wettelijk vertelde dat ik alleen met vrouwen mocht trouwen. Euthanasie. Etc. Etc.

Christenen die zich opens achter diversiteit willen verschuilen doen a) alsof we geen geheugen hebben en b) naΓ―ef zijn over wat er gebeurt wanneer ze weer aan de macht zijn.

22.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop. Stop IT. STAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHPPPPPPP. My God.

20.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The WHAT?

20.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This court case guarantees an executive tantrum in the form of a war.

20.02.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"From a random" kinda describes how I feel about Bari Weiss anyway, so it didn't feel like a step back

18.02.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In UX, Philippino culture is famous for how it made classic identity forms so useless that current best global practice is an unstructured field labelled "What should we call you" and some fields for parts of the legal name you only use for legal validation if necessary. Miss me with True Name shit.

10.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the hilarity of advertising a multi-cult work environment their CEO actively works against

18.02.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there is a funny divide between trans women smearing copious amounts of actual estrogen onto their arms every day and often being unsatisfied with how little it does, and then ppl worrying about the headphones that make you a girl

18.02.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

But who else has them

16.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, defensive.

16.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was too niche, wasn't it

15.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Try to stay with the crew...

13.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No moving parts. So nothing wears out.

11.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the WiFi? Or the router?

11.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ligt Suriname niet meer in Zuid Amerika?

11.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to point out signing bonuses alone in AI-world are enough for people to retire on (as long as they don't want penthouses in the marina).

11.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0