Maybe they'll have a gender reveal at the SuperBowl?

Would you trust him to enter a junior hockey team locker room?

The pyramidal Bass Pro Shop in Memphis with a big explosion on it

BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

He wanted to deny women the right to an education and make them completely subservient to men, and he thought that gay people should be put to death. I don't know why anyone is sad about him getting killed.

But anyway enough about Charlie Kirk. What's this Iran thing?

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Sam Altman @sama• 28m I'd like to answer questions about our work with the DoW and our thinking over the past few days. Please AMA. 1.7K 1] 196 1.7K ill 216K Austen Allred @Austen •13m Were the terms that you accepted the same ones Anthropic rejected? 46 ill 4.5K •.. 企 Sam Altman @sama X.com No, we had some different ones. But our terms would now be available to them (and others) if they wanted. 7:37 PM • 2/28/26 • 3.4K Views 9 IT 1 > 22

Altman @sama• 29m X I'd like to answer questions about our work with the DoW and our thinking over the past few days. Please AMA. 1.7K 17 204 1.7K ill 225K nic @nicdunz• 24m G... Which of OpenAl's core principles was the most difficult to reconcile with the DoW's requirements during your internal debates this week? 1T1 • 31 贝 Sam Altman C @sama X.com Thinking through non-domestic surveillance. I have accepted that the US military is going to do some amount of surveillance on foreigners, and I know foreign governments try to do it to us, but I still don't like it. I think it is very important that society thinks through the consequences of this; perhaps the single principle I care most about for Al is that it is democratized, and I can see

They’re calling Sam Altman “the smartest guy with the best responses given the situation.” Everybody is going to love these answers! Absolutely nobody is going to think he’s a horrible goblin man that wants to burn $230 billion on the slop engine of choice for the Iran Conflict

a wwe hall of famer bombed iran

There is absolutely no reason for Sam Altman to say anything but he is currently digging the biggest hole possible, responding to all and sundry on Twitter. This is the worst possible statement he could have given!

Imagine the parallel timeline where Canada has a functioning NDP party that could capitalize on Carney's statement today

They can run a list of people who bought Cybetrucks in the USA, they also need to be drafted

I… agree with Nigel Farage here

US bases in gulf countries

Anthropic marketing team preparing “Our Plagiarism Machine DIDN’T Start World War 3” TV spot

Before you say he needs to be stripped of the FIFA Peace Prize and that lady’s Nobel, please remember: If you stop eight small wars, you’re allowed to start one big one.

The Altman War to distract from the Trump-Epstein files

Let's start blaming Sam Altman for theae tragedies

That Paramount news is wild and a sad day for the American media.... But does this open the door for the rest of the world to begin shifting away from America as the pop culture core?

I’m a Canadian 42 year-old man from Welland, Ontario. I have custody every 7th weekend. I drop my kids off at the Seaway Mall to see a movie and I wait in the car and look at my telephone. Auston Matthews is my property and my other big concern is the Islamification of Germany.

Wow, it really is over for him. Good job, Hollywood!

No better metaphor for what association with Trump gets you than the guys who won Team USA's first gold medal since 1980 being forever remembered as the sad losers who were served cold McDonald's and bottled water at a lunch Trump didn't even bother showing up to.

Trump said China was going to ruin hockey for Canadians but it ended up being him that was going to do it like two weeks later

Wow - the Presidential Medal of Freedom is almost as prestigious as the FIFA world piece prize now

My five year old (huge Matthews and Leafs fan) just came to me sobbing, asking why Matthews was so happy to meet 'the bad man who hurts children')

That team USA intro was fucking wild. Mark of shame forever.

Trade Matthews immediately. His brand is cancerous here.

My five year old (huge Matthews and Leafs fan) just came to me sobbing, asking why Matthews was so happy to meet 'the bad man who hurts children')

Woah - bada**