Greg Fleet

No idea, I have over 6,000 on X (Twitter) but I value my 526 here higher. 🥰

Does anyone else, like me, when they see a character in a TV show do or say something excruciatingly embarrassing, actually yell out in horror?
Today I found myself shouting “No!” about 5 times during a sit-com. (Rooster starring Steve Carell.)
If I don’t yell and squirm, the show is no good.

A few years ago I was in an Australian film called Me and My Mates v’s the Zombie Apocalypse. Amongst the guests was hip hop legend Eso from Bliss n Eso . On hearing that he is in hospital and hurting, I send my love to the great man while I try to think of a rhyme for hospital. 💜☔️☮️

RIP Robert Duval. The king of listening. xxx

37 year old man Deborah-May Lunchbox and his apprentice Dune Buggy McKenzie the third. Both love
@El_JefeDelChop

Wonder Man with Yahya Abdul-Mateen 2 and Ben Kingsley on Disney is original and brilliant. I can’t wait for a second series.
It plays with Hollywood tropes perfectly. Do watch it. 💜☮️☔️

I prefer Ubers to taxis.

Years ago I had Marty Sheargolds job. Commercial radio is rancid. Marty was just saying how he felt. The day Kyle tells us what we should be expected to demonstrate emotionally is the day that I wish to be shot.
Marty is funny and smart. It’s just his opinion.Kyle is a fuck. xxx

And no I don’t see everything in black and white. I see everything in purple and silver. (Two of the three colours that have no rhyme)

I’m totally confused. People think about it and either do it or stop thinking about it and don’t do it. Either way, less people are thinking about it. Relax my handsome friend.

@tonymartin.bsky.social
Just Bupkis.

It does check out. Because they either commit the act or they realise it’s not for them and they get over it.

The more people there are who want to commit suicide, the less people there are who want to commit suicide.

Yes. It’s actually great.

My fav

YouTube xxx

@tonymartin.bsky.social
Hey we should do a gig at the Lyrebird. It’s small but cool. I’ve gigs there with bands.

The Truth (Pt 1). Where each week I will ask the audience “if they have ever done ?” anything that I have, from something silly to grand theft. Who are we?
Have you ever taken a fortune cookie, 🥠, not liked it, and then taken another one?

RIP Brigitte Bardot. From all the film lovers and all of the animals that you helped to protect over the years.
☔️🙏🏼💜

Something about drinking vodka while watching seriously good movies is like dancing with your first lover 🥰

Netanyahu blaming Albanese for heartbreaking terror attack.
Of course it was nothing to do with Israel’s policies. Passing the Buck as usual. Netanyahu is a creep

Netanyahu blaming Albanese for heartbreaking terror attack.
Of course it was nothing to do with Israel’s policies. Passing the Buck as usual. Netanyahu is a creep

That Greg Fleet, what an author!!!✍️ ☮️💜

I think of and am heart broken by the gay men of the 1980’s, some of whom I knew, most of whom I didn’t, who were brutalised by a routine of hundreds of pills consumed per day, only to die an excruciating death by AIDS. 💜☔️☮️

@tonymartin.bsky.social are you around my friend? I’ve tried the private message thing on the evil X. xxx

Hey you. I did a gig today and LOVED it. I have another one tomorrow as part of the Festival of Critical Comedy at 110 Grey st East Melbourne. Or just Google it
I do very few gigs these days. I think I’ve lost interest, then I have a gig like today and realise that I adore it.

Still what a whiner. “This almost ruined my life!”. No, the only one to ruin his life was him.

I’m sorry but to me (a long time recovering addict) this smacks (!) of someone looking for trouble.

Train Dreams (Netflix) is a beautiful film. Joel Edgerton (who I was once in a film with!!!) is stunning and favoured to get an Oscar nomination. Watch it. xxx

Sometimes you need a song.