Artemis

Picture of dog pooping, with text of “Fraser institute releases a new study”

Lisa Simpson on stage lecturing to an auditorium full of people. there is a slide projected on a screen behind her. the slide says: "The people who made Jurassic Park didn't think it was possible to transition from female to male and that's why they got eaten by dinosaurs. Moral of the story ỈS, support trans rights or g get eaten by dinosaurs"

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke.

This is not a joke.

We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Magic: The Gathering Needs To Return To Blocks: youtu.be/DJAonMobwlo

#Magicthegathering

a sketch design for a smartphone Has: De-googled OS, 60hrzm 64gb storage, 5 inch display, 1080p, OLED screen, plastic body, bluetooth, widgets, rubber corners, two programmable buttons, single hinge camera that flips up for selfies, removable battery, headphone jack, USBC charging, loop in corner for charms, SD memory slot, and clear plastic back so you can put in your own design or something idk Does not have: AI, face recognition, turn-on on lift, mandatory updates

followup to dream phone design, took some ideas from people I liked. It's not designed for everyone but it's designed for me specifically and I'm mad it doesn't (and will likely never) exist

a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

overlooking a series of circular water filled tanks of a sewage treatment plant at night. lights line a long brick building on the horizon as a blue-black sky is stark behind a veil of thin puffy clouds in the distance.

good night, sewers.
good night, streams.
good night, operations and maintenance teams.
good night, settling tanks.
good night, stream banks.
good night, engineers, scientists, crews, managers, inspectors, analysts too.
a good night for us means serving with care.

good night, sewers, everywhere.

The UK gov. just voted to begin the process of ending the right to trial by jury, & has been caught loading bombs onto US jets for a war they insisted we were only "defensively" involved in - a position they've not even had a debate about.

But yeah, we gotta protect Labour to protect democracy.

Scotch lamination machine

Dragon Shield? Gamegenic? KMC? Buddy, I'm protecting my cards with the Final Sleeve

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

as someone who monitors right wing media, its under discussed right now but i can tell you conservatives are absolutely terrified of the way talarico is using religious messaging against them

the goal of magic the gathering is to make your opponent ask what the fuck you’re doing

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

Exponential Growth card altered with acrylic paint and gel pen. An abstract background of green brush strokes with a curved section of a bluer green on the bottom and right edges of the card. Three white lines of varying weight run along the bottom and right edges of the card. Three circles vaguely follow the curve filled with repeated parallel lines following increasingly steep angles. #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgalters #mtgalters

Can't let the real world distract me from my silly little art projects

Part of the set of Studio Ghibli-themed Moxes I painted: Ponyo Sapphire.

Off the top of my head, Franchisteining feels appropriate.

this is your lawyer speaking: if you ever try to bring me a google AI summary of the law on a company related matter you are consenting to me yelling at you until you cry

you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

Snapcaster Mage {1}{U} Creature — Human Wizard Flash When this creature enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) Miku would never deny her fans at least one promised encore. 2/1 Illustrated by Raita Kazama

Got productive, made this

AT THE DRAFT OFFICE IN 2063 Draft Officer: So, is there anything that would preclude you from service in the US Army? Me: I'm too gay to serve. I can't stop sucking dick. I'm transgender. Draft Officer: [Stamps MECH PILOT on my form]

A large cone tornado sits in the background of a rural stretch of storage buildings. Chyrons showcasing radar information sit at the bottom of the frame

A snapshot of the tornado tearing through the NE side of Kankakee, IL. This image comes from Cory Gerkin's live stream of the ongoing severe weather outbreak.

Incredible radar presentation on this Kankakee County tornado, textbook's textbook #ilwx

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

A joke about an ermine with a picture of an ermine

Fun fact!

NYC $30 minimum wage proposal headed to City Council Mayor Mamdani campaigned for the nation-leading increase, which would land at a time of of heightened economic uncertainty.

BREAKING: A bill is being introduced in the NYC City Council to raise the minimum wage to $30/hr by 2030.

gothamist.com/news/nyc-30-...

Government Denies Unpaid Work Exists In Canadian Airlines The federal unpaid work study has largely validated a compensation structure flight attendants struck to overturn.

“Even airlines like Air Canada and Porter...acknowledge that unpaid work exists in the airline industry. How, then, is the government keeping a straight face as it tells Canadians and workers in this industry that #unpaidwork does not exist?”
www.readthemaple.com/government-d...