Infinite Sexy Marriage

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a drawn background image of men with beards wearing turbans, all looking very surprised, all with their mouths opened in what appears to be an ancient scene. The text reads, "by faith ask Jesus to come into your mouth. Without fear, open your guzzling God gutters! Begin to declare that with God you can become a homosexual. Way to go! For sure! Perfectly rad!"

OPEN WIDER!!!
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PRAY ON THIS

Better THAN COLD HOLE

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of a man washing another man's feet. Two other men look on. The text reads, God is tired of showing hot hole to the nongay persuadable public. God needs feet! God of the universe, God of all creation allowed his semen to fall on fifty thousand feet.

ARE YOU ... PERSUADABLE?
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Cutouts from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image of Adam with the animals in the Garden of Eden. The text reads, "the homosexual prophetically addresses all of us. Real manhood begins with Satan's socialist agendas. Saving every expression of sexual intimacy for after the building of a new step towards communism." Adam is holding his hand up and the word "gay" appears above his hand.

TAKE HEED!!!!!
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Words from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background of sliced meat. The text reads, "homosexuals have overtaken all people at all times and in all ways. Sound silly? Sound familiar? I warn you, as I did before, that homosexual activists continue to hammer my sliced meat."

NOT THE MEAT!!!!!!!!!
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Words cut out from Christian marriage and abstinence books are pasted onto a background image of a blueberry custard pie. The text reads, "pet play is the only proper activity for Christian married people. There are those who have tried to discredit the furry. Sexually, he wants a man respected and kept safely in a cage. Your pet gets lost, he can be wicked. Screaming, gesticulation, clamoring for water-based lubricant. He wept whenever a cock won't fill this hole. He's opening himself up for a God-blessed sex life. The Lord Jesus was able to pin him down and fill your pet's Bundt cake. Canines want to please their masters."

THE LORD JESUS PINS DOWN NAUGHTY PETS!!!
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YES EXACTLY

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto background black and white image of a man throwing a fishing net from his sailboat. The text reads, "Lord, I have needs in my physical body, for bangers and mash with a smutty rugged fisherman. Deep in my trout fillet. Old sea dogs congregate, thousands of eyes look on us. Greetings to all the men. It's like I finally get what sex is about, Dan said."

DAN KNOWS I HAVE NEEDS!!!!
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Words are cut out from religious abstinence books and pasted onto a background image of cooked salmon with capers. The text reads, "I loved a young man, I loved a young girl. Lord, I admit I need the transgendered. Real people have imperfect flower seeds (scriptural thoughts about sex). Suppose the flower were infiltrated in some way. There's an inherent rightness in breasts, beard. Nothing more refreshing than a clean hole. I knew I was going down, and I did. To taste all the marine life"

The trans-gendered haunt my waking dreams! Their wiles are too sinfully powerful!!!
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THANK YOU CHAOS PARROT
ONE OF GODS MOST TREASURED ANIMALS

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE RETREAT FOR CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES THAT ARE NOT HAVING ANY RELATIONSHIP TROUBLES AT ALL AND ARE TOTALLY FINE! MY WIFE AFFIRMS SHE WILL NOT LEAVE ME FOR YOUNG HUSSY FLIRTS!!!

Alt-text: words from religious books pasted onto an image of fruit. Text reads: couples go from holding hands to kissing to, to hold hands to kiss to...to-- NonStop sex with the Communist authorities. One couple's code phrase for sex was 'sailing. By this all men will know that you are my super sub.

Cut out words from Christian abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto background image of a cooked quiche. The text reads, "we pace in front of microwaves. We unwittingly squeeze God. Some people are slaves to grits. How to serve the god sausage. Some are bound by orange. Still others may indulge in sports, which is the worst case scenario and usually leaves a man worthless to God."

GOD SAID IT WAS.ALL.RIGHT IF I SQUEEZE HIM A "LITTLE"
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SAME AND MY SON IS GAY

Religious abstinence and marriage text cutouts are pasted onto an advertisement image of a pepperoni pizza. The text reads, "a sensitive guide to lovemaking. Come come come, on on on, me me me! It is better for us that the spirit came. Fill all the gaping holes. All creation keeps on groaning together, grunting, Joy that results in loud singing! Oh how I love your whipped cream! 1% of the ejaculate is coleslaw. God intended it to be."

THE LAND FLOWETH WITH MILK AND HONEY
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PSALM 69: 4-20

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of a man washing another man's feet. Two other men look on. The text reads, God is tired of showing hot hole to the nongay persuadable public. God needs feet! God of the universe, God of all creation allowed his semen to fall on fifty thousand feet.

ARE YOU ... PERSUADABLE?
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Religious abstinence book cutouts are pasted onto a background of stir fry. The text reads, "I understand why Christians have so little joy. I had always been a flirt who lived for the Bible jokes that make light of God's holy word. The truth of the matter is that I'm not just physically naked in the Taco Bell possessed by the agents of hell. Last night I actually made sounds when I came. Jesus had been inside the walls."

I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO PREACH IN THE ANDOVER SQUARE TACO BELL!!!!
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a Amen

WAIT ON GOD!!!
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Coursera

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a drawn background image of men with beards wearing turbans, all looking very surprised, all with their mouths opened in what appears to be an ancient scene. The text reads, "by faith ask Jesus to come into your mouth. Without fear, open your guzzling God gutters! Begin to declare that with God you can become a homosexual. Way to go! For sure! Perfectly rad!"

OPEN WIDER!!!
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Every day

CAN YOU HANDLE THE SPIRITUAL MEAT

NIPS!!!!

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of a cheeseburger with a purple background. The text reads, "take a look at what masturbation caused in my life. Don't panic, anyone! I'm not talking about shaft of the penis in the gravy hole. I am a believer who handles spiritual meat in a way only God can. When it seems too hard, I confess I need your supernatural help, God. I need God's stamp of approval on my meatballs. Admire and stroke me for my sexuality."

ADMIRE AND STROKE THE SPIRITUAL MEAT
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Noooooooooooo
Satan in your phone

Want to try going to one of those stores that fixes phones? They may be able to rescue the photos.

AMEN