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DON'T CROSS MO ELLERY (as 1/2 of Birdie Horne) out 8/11/26! REMEMBER YOU WILL DIE & WHEN FRANNY STANDS UP out now & forever! | monkeythumbs.com | birdiehorne.com | Also: amateur deep-sea scientist and (former) crossing guard

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Damn!! I was really hoping πŸ˜†

10.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa, really? I totally will!

09.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also Grafenberg was imprisoned by the Nazis and then ransomed and rescued by Margaret Sanger (!), in what has got to be history's biggest birth control caper, but about which I can find no further details!!!

09.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a little informal poll - did you know that the "G" in G-spot stands for... "Grafenberg"?

Ernst Grafenberg was okay, as far as those guys go, but like why did he get to name a body part

Anyway, happy belated International Women's Day

09.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank YOU!!

08.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recent pick -- I really loved BEINGS by @ilanaslightly.bsky.social

Less recent? SO BIG by Edna Ferber

08.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't "threaten" us with a good time (just give me a heads up so I can buy a bunch of shit first)

07.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Please buy my books so I can buy more books, thank you for your attention to this crucial matter

07.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t Cross Mo Ellery: A Novel A Novel

Also - Pre-orders are so important

bookshop.org/p/books/don-...

07.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Writers - I need your help!

I'm making a "New Book Bingo Card" to hand out to poor suffering friends & family to help them deal with me thru pub day πŸ˜†

Two squares might be: "25% off sale at B&N!" and "Pre-orders are SO IMPORTANT"

What would you put on the card?

07.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase β€˜Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen β€˜His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

25.02.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 15080 πŸ” 3008 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 239

keep seeing people talking about Hugo and Nebula nominations which means it is my professional duty to remind you that nominations for the Ursula K. Le Guin Prize open on SUNDAY

24.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 13

You can't have a creative life without failure, sorry!! So why not develop a benign relationship to it? Join us tonight for a little taste of how to make that happen!

23.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Patreon Class: Fail on Purpose with Eden Robins In February, I have a special treat: guest instructor, Eden Robins, with a class titled, β€œFail on Purpose.” The class will take place on Monday, February 23 at 8 PM ET on Zoom. We are o…

Before my Patreon prices increase next month, I warmly welcome you to join my February live-streaming classes tier at the current rate. @edenrobins.bsky.social is teaching about Failing on Purpose. maryrobinettekowal.com/events/patre... We are often taught that failure is an unfortunate... (1/2)

16.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Never thought I'd spend so much of my time on this planet reassuring computers that I'm not a robot

13.02.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Living under capitalism is like being forced to play a board game you dislike where the rules are boring, unfair and nonsensical but which the winners, who started with an advantage, keep explaining are excellent, and if you try improve the game you’re β€œcheating” but if you stop playing you’ll die

10.02.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5

Just finished On the Calculation of Volume, Book III by Solvej Balle and am rending clothes/gnashing teeth that Book IV doesn't come out until April.

Very excited to start Brother Bronte by Fernando A. Flores next!

27.01.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just close your eyes and think of Empire!

21.01.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: first kid is wearing a Scream mask, both kids have signs, presumably meeting someone? Zero adults located

19.01.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if it's just due to delirium from being at the airport for 4 hours, but it appears a young kid is helping another young kid put on a giant inflatable dragon costume with no adults in sight

19.01.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Digging into the phenomenology of cheeseburgers is the sort of thing that keeps me coming back to the internet, despite everything

19.01.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This remains one of my favorite reviews. Thank you!!

18.12.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins

Cover of Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins

First up, a book I read all the way back in January, and which came out in 2024. I am so glad it made the LeGuin shortlist, because until that point, I was distressed how little I'd seen it being discussed for how /interesting/ it is. It is Remember You Will Die by Eden Robins.

13.12.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’œ

18.12.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of "Remember You Will Die" by Eden Robins. Blurry background of a landscape image with the title in reversing typeface framing the forward version.

Cover of "Remember You Will Die" by Eden Robins. Blurry background of a landscape image with the title in reversing typeface framing the forward version.

Remember You Will Die by @edenrobins.bsky.social is an alternate history sci-fi told entirely in obituaries. I can't remember when I've read something so original while also taking big formal risks. A triumph.

05.12.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Eeeee thank you

05.12.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friggin loved this book

05.12.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You were the one who told me about this! I'm reading now!

05.12.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SO good

05.12.2025 16:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Grant β€” Artists and Mothers

"Eligible to New York City-based artists with children under the age of three, awardees will receive a grant for $25,000 to be used for childcare expenses with the provider of their choice." www.artistsandmothers.org/grant - Applications due by Jan 2.

01.12.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0