Gakidou

i was going to say the bars of any prison cell, but then i realised everyone was talking about stuff that looks tasty...

i got a deeper cut, i miss this insane berserker queen she changed my life. also i like tails and knuckles and vector and that.

War Darksiders looking at a movie poster it says "Eaten 2: Eaten Again"

little egg guy says "I'll gladly accept the pain if it's the price of freedom" and tobi is bullying him in popucom

evil nonbinary ghost with toing out

havent done one of these in a minute

Played: Darksiders - Frustrating controls, but fairly memorable environments. I don't like the grunty dude warcraft style.
Played: Popucom - for MLG co-op bastards only, like overcooked 2
Watched: A Chinese Ghost Story - its like... power rangers for adults.

*turns on $2000 xbox*
AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I actually WOULD listen to you if you looked like that actually u_u🏅

Playing my first ever Tales game
> first gay male mc (allegedly) lets go
> They called it tales of ZESTYria
> female character to male lead: i need you to let me enter you

🧐🧐🧐

if u like to blast music from ur vehicle with open windows on a residential road i just want you to know it sounds like NPC ass bitch ass music all "badooby badooby ba doo doo dooby" from up here u look like a sim its fine i just wanted u to know that

im gonna just start lying and calling everything an anniversary event. yeah this is my 50th anniversary cup of tea 🎊🎉🎊🎉 wow thats some numbers 🎉🎊🎉🎊 stay tuned for more EVENTS

anything can be a babydoll top if u a babydoll and u wearin a top

edgeworth saying "Hmph. It's about time you went back to being a mere clown."

me when me when me when

the 100 girlfriends who really really really really really smoke weed

actually yeah i did try putting some sudocrem on it after washing it with water and i think it helped

yeah, i guess you could say i keep things spicy in my relationshiup

MANAGED to get a bit of chilli pepper juice up my nose???? what... what do you do when that happens?? anyway happy valentines day

HELLSCREEN 1.0 is OUT of early access!
It's a Retro FPS with Metroid-vania lite elements & a rear view mirror.

Yes, you can shoot behind you!

My favorite player description of it is
"The most fucked up driving game I have ever seen"

Buy it below!

Are they... you know... friends of mineral town?

steam achievement (darksiders) says "River of Blood: Shed 3000 gallons of demon blood"

how tf does steam know im on my period?

I really do prefer to make other people's ideas for games, i think some other people have better original ideas. If it was all up to me i'd be one of those "turn based story driven rpg inspired by chrono trigger" motherfuckas

portuguese men o'pause

No no, that's right. Wait until you see top surgery goth aerith tho

what if geek was pronounced like "jeek"

insane that cosy farming sims only let you date teenagers and not all the milfs

They're not monty's bojangles, they're mine

As u can see i had a lot on after work today.

in US and JP "Crab" is the luxury food du jour, in the UK its "Escargots"

An identical older man called "Carlos" was in all 3 versions, but in JP version the girlfail protag confesses to him instead of the clown! and in the US and JP versions the "hot guy" ends up having a baby with another girl. in the UK version hes really into football.

After watching the UK version of the tomodachi life direct it was fascinating the skim the US and JP versions because they all recorded a different version with different characters filling the same roles. 2 of them had a clown/goth girl love triangle.

tiamat: dont kill me please... im very powerful i can grant any wish you desire!!
war: can you undo the whole apocalypse thing and i can go home?
tiamat: GYAHGHSGDSLFIB
war: *kills her*

me: ?????????

screenshot from darksiders, you can press Y to use the "serpent hole" and B to "talk to vulgrim"

please sir... i dont wanna call it that

von karma from ace attorney investigations 2 says "my wife is an amateur yet her cooking rivals that of world class chefs!"

yooo von karma is a wife guy!? this has turned my world upside down