sapphire (@starrphire)

hawktswune miku

09.12.2024 22:36 👍 67 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 2

09.12.2024 18:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why does "whats" autocorrect to whatsapp instead of what's. there cannot be more people saying whatsapp than what's. pisses me off

09.12.2024 00:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.12.2024 03:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a tore up bag of tortillas with suspicious echo-shaped bites in them

a close up of his evil biting

he should apologize to ME!! i let him live with me rent free and this is what he does in return?

04.12.2024 22:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

echo standing on my tortilla :(((

get your dirty ass foot off my tortilla you freak

03.12.2024 22:38 👍 136 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 0

call her law & order executive producer the way she wolf this dick

02.12.2024 22:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

old ass 💀

01.12.2024 18:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭😭

30.11.2024 04:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a notification of an instagram dm that says, "at meta ai, describe frotting like a gangster." a second notification from meta ai says "a'ight, listen up! frotting, ya hear me? it's like, two dudes, they're feelin' each other, but they ain't goin' all the way, know what i'm sayin'? they're just rubbin' up against....." and the message trails off.

i am NOT opening this

30.11.2024 04:08 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

it's giving thanks

29.11.2024 03:07 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

our streak 💔💔

22.11.2024 05:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

crazy how they found a cure for alzheimers and nobody's talking about it

22.11.2024 04:34 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

call me lacey fletcher the way i'm sat and locked in

17.11.2024 02:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i hate liquid yellow mustard. honey mustard is good sometimes. but i have no idea where someone can buy that stuff cause i don't like it and i don't buy that stuff. gross don't like it

16.11.2024 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can we leave the ai generated images on twitter pls

16.11.2024 23:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the simple answer is that it kinda smells like mustard and it's not even a gas, it's a liquid

16.11.2024 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0