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If I had a tail, I'd swat the flies.

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they can perform for the crowd by doing iconic minnesota activities, such as baking hot dish, complaining about the vikings, and reflexively apologizing

13.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 406 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 0

looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles

13.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 7957 πŸ” 1915 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 58

i created a homunculus out of some hair you left behind and ive been feeding it chicken nuggets for quite some time now

13.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

On today’s episode of Cartoonishly Overt Sign We’re the Baddies: they’re taking the olive branch off the dime because it presents peace

13.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1347 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 28

Gerontocracy go brrrrr

12.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are showing Google, bro

12.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So you don't have an example, huh?

12.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No. I'm an NWS meteorologist.

It means a tornado is about 50/50 in the warning polygon.

12.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because it isnt "TORNADO SPOTTED" it means "tornado could be imminent"

12.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But a tornado warning isn't a "tornado spotted" so there's that.

12.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But a warning isn't "tornadoes present" so there's that.

12.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Who* do you think spends money trying to make monosyllabic terms like "watch" so confusing to you?

12.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

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i couldn't resist defector.com/i-will-never...

11.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 975 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 27
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Elizabeth Warren: "I am a hard no on a supplemental. This is not a war the American people want us to engage in. This is not a war that makes us safer ... No. No more money. The only thing Congress has the power to do is to stop actions like this through the power of the purse."

10.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 25691 πŸ” 6912 πŸ’¬ 728 πŸ“Œ 392

Nah, San Fran isn't the determining factor

That's my point.

10.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vikes one year deal.
Seahawks three year deal.

10.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I get your claim. But it's silly considering the 9ers paid him $4.5 milly, the Vikes paid him $10, and the Seahawks paid him $33 million a year.

10.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*Minnesota

10.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 5624 πŸ” 1650 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 305
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

10.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 17050 πŸ” 3931 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 158

Semenery

10.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ben Shapiro has new eyebrows

Ben Shapiro has new eyebrows

Holy shit, Ben Shapiro is Grouchomaxxing.

10.03.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 1734 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 167

Mute

09.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
tweet from Erick Erickson: Has the press, which has fawned over James Talarico, not brought up his sexual because they’re afraid he’ll end up like Buttigieg with non-white voters?

tweet from Erick Erickson: Has the press, which has fawned over James Talarico, not brought up his sexual because they’re afraid he’ll end up like Buttigieg with non-white voters?

why is the press covering up James Talarico's sexual

09.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 1020 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 28

republicans have literally made everything worse and harder and more terrible over the course of my entire life and somehow* they keep coming back to power bc of our feckless corporate press and a weak willed opposition πŸ˜’

*sob

09.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2410 πŸ” 433 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no won’t someone think of the oil! The average American politician has a more visceral reaction to oil being destroyed than the charred remains of children. Notice how they never ask Israel to stop bombing hospitals and schools.

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