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Ted Geoghegan

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Overly-emotional bi dad who loves cartoons and horror, hosts trivia, and is occasionally lucky enough to make movies // WE ARE STILL HERE. MOHAWK. BROOKLYN 45.

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idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

08.03.2026 04:22 👍 5054 🔁 1340 💬 48 📌 18

For what it's worth... bsky.app/profile/tedg...

06.03.2026 20:06 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's actually an audio show. Think The Twilight Zone-meets-those old radio dramas from the 1930s and you've got a pretty good idea of what they're like. You can listen via the Tales site, or anywhere you get your podcasts. Episodes have been directed by Ti West, Stuart Gordon, Fessenden, and more!

06.03.2026 19:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Starring in my 1980s-set episode are Chloë Levine, @clayvonc.bsky.social, @benhorrible.bsky.social, @xghorror.bsky.social, and @astaparedes.bsky.social. I couldn't have asked for a better group of artists to work with, and excited for you to listen to it Thursday where ever you get your podcasts!

06.03.2026 19:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Tales from Beyond the Pale Glenn McQuaid and Larry Fessenden's scary audio dramas. Written and directed by auteurs and performers of today’s horror genre, these lavishly produced half-hour tales range from the gently macabre to...

Ours is the 54th standalone episode of Glass Eye Pix's long-running horror series, which features modern genre directors telling audio tales that harken back to classic radio dramas of the 1930s. If you have yet to discover Tales, now couldn't be a better time. <2/3> www.talesfrombeyondthepale.com

06.03.2026 19:27 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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For those of you mourning tonight's series finale of The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs, I'm excited and honored to reveal that Joe Bob plays a pivotal role in "Everything Must Go", my episode of Tales From Beyond The Pale which debuts next Thursday, March 12th. <1/3>

06.03.2026 19:26 👍 74 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 3

Have a hell of a night tonight, @themutantfam.bsky.social. 🍻 ♥️

06.03.2026 17:02 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My 16-year-old cousin in rural Australia DM'd me to say that he can't sleep and he's scared that The United States is going to cause the world to end.

Let that sink in.

04.03.2026 14:22 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
World Central Kitchen head José Andrés confirms Israel has closed Gaza’s borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.

World Central Kitchen head José Andrés confirms Israel has closed Gaza’s borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.

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World Central Kitchen head José Andrés confirms Israel has closed Gaza’s borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.

02.03.2026 03:59 👍 1054 🔁 707 💬 6 📌 18

Any movie that you feel like you have to temporarily throw aside your ethics to see.

27.02.2026 22:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I asked a friend who saw it and got the Cliffs Notes version. It sounds like a pile.

27.02.2026 21:28 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Setting aside your politics, ethics, or morals in order to personally enjoy something is elitist and disgusting. It’s one thing if you just don’t have them to begin with, but it’s another to blow them off so you can feel good about watching a stupid movie.

27.02.2026 21:15 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
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27.02.2026 19:09 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lulu Wilson Returns For Action-Thriller Threequel ‘The Last Temptation Of Becky’; Neil Patrick Harris, Brandon Flynn, Kate Siegel & James Urbaniak Also Set 'The Last Temptation of Becky' has Lulu Wilson returning to star, with Neil Patrick Harris, Brandon Flynn, Kate Siegel & James Urbaniak also set.

Huge congrats to @jennwexler.bsky.social on landing such a fun gig! And I think I show up somewhere in the background of a bar scene! :D deadline.com/2026/02/the-...

25.02.2026 17:09 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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I grew up with Robert Carradine as Lewis Skolnick in REVENGE OF THE NERDS, very unaware of how problematic the film was until I was older. Want a great, underseen performance to remember him by? Check him out in "The Gas Station" segment of John Carpenter's BODY BAGS (1993). It's such unhinged fun.

24.02.2026 16:46 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Oh wow. I vividly remember how out-of-my-mind excited I was for this movie before it came out, and how bummed I was when I saw it. It sure is… something.

17.02.2026 12:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s playing the role like an alien wearing a human suit. Women are swooning over him, but it’s because of something other than his looks… and that’s what makes it work so well. You’re not like “Ooh, hottie!” but you *are* like “Perhaps I would die for you, master.”

16.02.2026 13:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lugosi himself was insanely hot, but his Dracula is not.

15.02.2026 12:49 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
Fuck ICE.

Fuck ICE.

Teddy’s preschool.

12.02.2026 15:48 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
10.02.2026 22:32 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Via 1917's Jones-Shafroth Act, The United States government granted Puerto Ricans citizenship because they could then be drafted into the U.S. military and forced to fight for us in World War I. To imply that these people and their culture are anything *BUT* American is an insult to history.

09.02.2026 21:37 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought we all came here to avoid all the awful shit on X.

So why the Hell are you guys screenshotting it and sharing it here?

Sincerely,
A guy looking for some stupid form of social media that doesn't stress him out

09.02.2026 20:40 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I'd go even further and say he's a fifty-year-old *baby*, which most of us STAR WARS fans are. :)

09.02.2026 14:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus. I forgot about this one. Hearing the "body language expert" try to unravel a fist-bump makes me want to pour bleach in my ears.

06.02.2026 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to fucking scream.

06.02.2026 14:25 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

To be clear, IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE THAT THIS IS THE REALITY WE NOW LIVE IN.

06.02.2026 14:21 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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In 2014, FOX News had a weeks-long meltdown when Barack Obama wore a tan suit to a press conference, claiming that the attire was "unbecoming of a president."

Last night, our current president posted a racist video of the Obamas as apes. If FOX News were to even casually mention it, I'd be floored.

06.02.2026 14:20 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Always a fan! Haha

04.02.2026 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have to say, after watching this explode, that I'm very happy to have given it its first like and RT. I'm an animation geek, never knew this one, and now its definitely one of my faves as well! xo

04.02.2026 14:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Snow got you down?! Well, Final Exam is here to liven those spirits with an all-new trivia event on the afternoon of Sunday, March 1st! Join us at Rockbar for five rounds of expert-level trivia, tons of amazing prizes, and the killer community you've come to expect from us! See you there, friends!

03.02.2026 14:14 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0