He was looking on the mirror when he said that.

My first ear kaboom 💥

Present mood

The Fifth Element. It’s not just stupid, it’s incomprehensible.

Time to Americanize this Russian fable👇

Black dobielab lab peaking over sofa hoping the cooking bacon might be for him.

Someone was having a nap until they smelled bacon.

Donald Trump is very mad that someone painted a portrait of him that makes him look like Donald Trump. Don't anger him by retweeting this. It would be a shame if everyone knew what he looked like.

He and TFG are the epitome of everything that I hate🤬

a fluffy cat is sitting on a table with the words `` what day is it '' . ALT: a fluffy cat is sitting on a table with the words `` what day is it '' .

I tried to spring ahead to 2028 but it didn’t work #DaylightSavingTime

Need coffee? Buy Canadian.
🇨🇦
Kicking Horse Coffee
49th Parallel
Level Ground Trading
Muskoka Roastery Coffee
Monigram Coffee Roasters
Thai Mountain Coffee
Equator Coffee Roasters
Balzac's
Gabe
Pilot
Brûleries Faro
GothRider
Laughing Whale Coffee Roasters
Jumping Bean Coffee.

P.S. NEVER STARBUCKS!

He looks like a schlemiel who got beat up every day when he was a kid, but tried to make friends with the bullies.

“If it fits, I sits”🥰

I don’t like pranks because they are usually based in meanness but this is a good 👍 one

As an OR nurse, I used peppermint oil, too, but now anything peppermint makes me 🤢

What is the Independence Day boycott? Is it economic?

Me, too!

It's raining out. I don't really like rain. So I've been getting into mischief in the house 😁. There are gates up now, which is just unfair.
#DogsOfBluesky #Spike #PuppyLove

Thank you! I’ve never heard of this app and I will definitely do that.

I can do that. It’s become way too easy to find what I’m looking for or needing on Amazon. I know there is a buy nothing day coming up on February 28th.

I’m sorry, I don’t understand. Download 5 calls-to whom?

What can a 70 year old woman with unstable knees do if she can’t join a physical protest like she did on the late 60’s?

I think of that when I hear Adele’s “Hello”. There’s a line about “I keep calling but you never seem to be home.”

I love fragrance but only wear it at home. I worked in a hospital and when you’re sick, it’s horrible when someone has doused themselves in cologne. I don’t wear it in public either.

PLEASE SHARE.

Yes, I’m sure he wants us to go to McDonald’s.

I eat 2 eggs every morning and bake quite a bit (a pound cake usually takes 6 eggs). It’s going to be difficult to enjoy my breakfast because coffee is going ⬆️⬆️ too.

That’s exactly what I did. I’m reading “The Resurrectionist”

I have zero interest in any sport except curling, but Joe Namath in Superbowl III was so exciting to me at the time. I was 9 years old, I think but I liked what I saw 🥰