G-Mann

And we're supposed to care about this (made up bollox) because...

That's no actually a 'no' comrade!

If you don't know then you probably aren't doing it very well.

Auditioning for your new JustEat job, comrade?

Stalking?

Given half a chance it might, but they can be quite feisty, and you know Wulfie ain't.

You missed out under baking cakes.

And squirrels, the more uppity the better.

Not the 'accidental' ones?

Easy someone new, reading that quickly might thing you're actually nice*!

*In a sarcastic** way.

**It's not sarcasm.

Trying to out-Farage Farage?

Since when has that ever worked?

For anyone?

Fartage will just move the goalposts (to the right obviously) and you'll have to follow.

Just ask KemiBadAtThis as those who went before.

Oh and Starmer.

Can you leave this sort of jingoistic bullcrap to Reform Ltd and Kemi BadAtThis.

Stick to actual politics.

Which ones are the lurgies?

I'd guess the smallest but I'm no #fitnesswankers

Suella Braverman FAILS To Provoke Pro Palestine Activists YouTube video by Novara Media

Of course the actual media and GBeebies have been known to do this. Remember Suella trying to provoke pro-palenstine protesters who totally blanked her, and the camera crew?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfm-...

An immigrant?

The papers aren't going to like that.

Yeah, so do that!

Needs Danger Mouse?

Probably.

It will be a cut for him, you can guarantee that.

An increase for you, and everyone else.

Not stated as such, obviously.

Straight out of the Trump playbook.

It is because if they can get one lowly paid member of staff, with no decision making powers, to react, then they can claim the entire organisation is [whatever]!

They get their content, and the organisation throws the hapless victim under the bus.

Well, I don't know as well as some other, rarely getting invited to join his Friday (if he remembers) ring ceremony

Can't argue with that.

Nod and smile.

Don't engage.

Those are the best way to 'ruin' their 'content' and make them leave.

Confrontation is what they want. Don't give it to them.

Are you saying it was Wulfie?

They always say that (tories included) yet can't say where those cuts will be, or provide the maths that will balance the books. (Because there's nothing left to cut!)

Just see the councils they currently run raising council tax, instead of cutting it.

Once saw something like that going on in a large supermarket. Someone kicking off about nothing being filmed.

It would seem other staff had been trained to stand directly in front of the filmers, blocking the shot.

Cue shouts of "You're ruining it!" and stroppy exit. 😆

A rat promoting an exterminator!

IT's either that or blaming the Bard, and we like the bard!

So it was Roger then?

Anyone ask him for detailed plans on how he'd fund whatever he's saying?

What he's going to actually tax higher, which services won't be available.

Oh and what the heck that has to do with the local council elections he's meant to be campaigning for.

No thought not.

It will be a tax cut.

It's always a tax cut with them.

Unfunded, obviously.

You're The One That I Want | Grease | CLIP YouTube video by Boxoffice Movie Scenes

... they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying (electrifying)"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYk0...