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Antifa goat farm and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We used to make cheese and trouble, but we no longer make cheese. Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/

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Wide eyed black puppy, looking at your soul

Wide eyed black puppy, looking at your soul

Who needs some afternoon McLovin?

10.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 367 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Oh, absolutely

10.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess I'm an outlier, because I really do love Iran.

10.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I choose to believe one of you is 5'6". I just haven't decided which one.

10.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep

10.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is goat erasure

10.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Obviously I mean that in the pejorative way they use the term)

10.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That this sentient walnut ever got a job is the real DEI

10.03.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 170 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think everyone would win if they went back to it being a premier music festival and nothing else. But maybe I'm just a grumpy old.

10.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Graphic with the text 'Celebrate Abortion Providers' featuring photos of abortion care providers and patients surrounded by a sun, clouds, and colorful flowers.

Graphic with the text 'Celebrate Abortion Providers' featuring photos of abortion care providers and patients surrounded by a sun, clouds, and colorful flowers.

Today is Abortion Provider Appreciation Day. ๐Ÿ’›

Today we celebrate abortion providers โ€” the people who show up every day with compassion, courage, and creativity to care for their communities.

#CelebrateAbortionProviders

10.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 226 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

He's growing. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

10.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, it shames me that any of us are Republicans

10.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My husband got a literal email from Amazon pushing the movie today.

10.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Foster. He's got to get through his shots and neuter, so he'll be here at least five more weeks

10.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black puppy chewing a stick with his tiny razor teeth

Black puppy chewing a stick with his tiny razor teeth

I'm sorry I got so angry first thing in the morning. Here's McLovin with a stick.

10.03.2026 12:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 328 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The system is designed to dehumanize the people within it. Fight the system.

10.03.2026 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 106 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're mad that these men would like one nice, durable thing to help them get through years, decades of torture, you should probably pick up a cheap ass copy of the Bible for yourself.

10.03.2026 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 127 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0


Mistake Not... @gently-peevis...



...so we're supposed to buy expensive leather-bound bibles from a particular store and send up to six of them to each of a nominated group of prisoners?

Sounds more like commerce than charity.

Mistake Not... @gently-peevis... ...so we're supposed to buy expensive leather-bound bibles from a particular store and send up to six of them to each of a nominated group of prisoners? Sounds more like commerce than charity.

This is depraved. Don't be like this piece of shit. Prisons add extra cruelty as a matter of course. I used to organize book drives through Amazon, but Missouri stopped allowing any outside books years ago. They apparently made an exception for Bibles from one provider. Take it up with the state.

10.03.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 160 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Enjoy being a terrible person

10.03.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The prison he's in generally does not allow books at all anymore, but this is one approved vendor and only for Bibles. It's just disgusting extra punishment from the state.

10.03.2026 12:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ten kajillion toys, this boy has

10.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 265 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, on that front I have good news for you. We have officially retired from dairy -- now we just sell beer. There will be cheese in the bar for maybe one more week. ๐Ÿ˜…

10.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much. I can't tell you how much it means to people inside when other folks acknowledge their humanity.

10.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That looks right!

10.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously, if you practice a loving Christianity, actually centered on his teachings, this might be a good opportunity for you, as well.

I just wanted to head off any negative comments about religion.

09.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 115 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have literally never seen a woman driving one here

10.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Natural colored T-shirt. Image of a baby goat standing on a big tortoise that says this machine kills fascists. Underneath that is the beer garden at Blue Heron farm

Natural colored T-shirt. Image of a baby goat standing on a big tortoise that says this machine kills fascists. Underneath that is the beer garden at Blue Heron farm

We have started printing the new shirts for the bar. They should be up on our website soon if you want one.

10.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 369 ๐Ÿ” 53 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Ha ha. Goose. Her name is Karen.

10.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I asked the site your AI slop bores me to draw a picture of a cat eating sushi and it returned hugely

I asked the site your AI slop bores me to draw a picture of a cat eating sushi and it returned hugely

I love everything about this

09.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 101 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0