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The Last Keith

@crunchyfrog

Three more gonks with a packet of polos each

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Itโ€™s only one more day away. Forecast looks decent too ๐Ÿซก

12.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Humph. Youโ€™re in fine form this evening. In a good mood because itโ€™s nearly the weekend?

12.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or simple white skunk stripe

12.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both my hairs got wet, thankyou ๐Ÿคจ
Good job it doesnโ€™t take long to dry

12.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™d look good in pink.

12.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It has been rather windy here today. I didnโ€™t much care for it.

12.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not like you to be reticent, pengy. Did you get your hair wet?

12.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think sheโ€™ll like getting paint on her. She looks too fastidious for that.

12.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Iโ€™m a very simple thing ๐Ÿคช

12.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can see kitty getting a white stripe on her back, causing her to be targeted by an amorous skunk ๐Ÿฆจ
With hilarious results.

12.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm ๐Ÿง

12.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is going to be fun.

12.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My workspace is getting done out so theyโ€™ve stuck us in a portacabin for the next 3 months. I wasnโ€™t happy at first but Iโ€™ve got a kettle and a window and I think thatโ€™s all I need.

12.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6 grain, monarch, scientist, capital

12.03.2026 08:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I don't know why the person who looked after him before doesn't want to again." I periodically rewatch this when I need a good laugh.

11.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like theyโ€™ve cut the security budget. Sentry ducks.

11.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Better than my crisp sandwich ๐Ÿซค

11.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bit too much greenery for my liking, but otherwise very good ๐Ÿ‘

11.03.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

8. Author, state

11.03.2026 08:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

10.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It mustโ€™ve been such a shock to hear Richard III had been slain. No doubt cheese helped.

10.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mandolin grater sounds like a euphemism for something rude.

10.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can and I will.

10.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

10.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What? How do I get my hands on one of these magical devices?

10.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds nice. I would try that.

10.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What tool with a sharp letterbox thing?

10.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See thatโ€™s good. You sound like a fully fledged member of the cheese intelligentsia. I canโ€™t really do cheese chat.

10.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I think so.

10.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes but itโ€™s very common cheese. Cheddar and suchlike. Also I canโ€™t slice it very well. I feel I should do better with cheese is what Iโ€™m saying.

10.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0