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Standardized Patient & performer. I like to drink coffee and crochet while watching cult documentaries. Enjoy cursing, indulgent food, and champagne.

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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37067 πŸ” 11964 πŸ’¬ 500 πŸ“Œ 797

Oooh yes!!

15.02.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He did so well!!

11.02.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.

07.02.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 4396 πŸ” 1900 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 20

Update: first class was tonight, and it went so well!!

05.02.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are a FABULOUS real person who is cuteAF!

01.02.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have I danced professionally in the last 20 years?

No.

Did that stop me from applying to teach for one of my fave organizations?

Also no.

Did I get it?

Yes!

(Details if I make it past my tester class.)

24.01.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

El Campo on Lake Worth in Fort Worth. My fam went every Friday night from when I was 5 until I left for college. (My parents went til it closed in the late 90s.) Judy was always our waitress. When I started dating, I'd take dates there for Judy's approval. I got chicken fried steak w/French fries.

19.01.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday to your dad! He's just over exactly 10 years older than mine. My father's 81st birthday is tomorrow.

(Wait...I think we've discussed this before maybe perhaps?)

04.01.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The "and tiny Tim, who did NOT die" scene from Muppets Christmas Carol

The "and tiny Tim, who did NOT die" scene from Muppets Christmas Carol

and me, who it did NOT kill

31.12.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IYKYK

24.12.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever she tried to give Dad money, he always refused and she'd say, "Fine. I'll just give it to Melinda."

24.12.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My grandmother *always* slipped me a little cash ($5-10) at Christmas and said "don't tell anyone else. You're the only one I'm giving money to."

I thought she said that to each of us. After she died, I asked some cousins if she said that to them too.

She didn't... 🀭🀭

24.12.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was top of my feed when I opened the app and for a second I thought, "Am...am I on Libertarian YouTube?"

16.12.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep goingβ€”
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last tiβ€”
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

10.12.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 13595 πŸ” 4857 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 228

Yeeep. Multiple times I've been in shows where the cast outnumbered the audience!

21.11.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was!!

16.11.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Went with a friend to this very cool immersive art exhibit that felt like being inside a sunset

16.11.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 86702 πŸ” 18269 πŸ’¬ 3162 πŸ“Œ 2370

He slept through a lot of Wanda but I'm still glad I re-watched it before the Agatha re-watch.

05.11.2025 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: Dad has been singing the Witches Ballad from Agatha All Along for the last three days.

04.11.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Yeessss! My college bestie married in a gorgeous Catholic church w/the longest center aisle & vaulted ceiling for days. In rehearsal, my heels echoed through the whole room as I walked down the aisle. When I got to the end, the priest sweetly said, "Don't worry. The organ music will cover that up."

31.10.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Enter Ghost.]

31.10.2025 13:14 πŸ‘ 773 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 14

After I started taking care of Dad last year, he learned that Halloween week means watching my fave witchy movies and you know what?

Dad loves this shit too!

30.10.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody promoting Zohran

Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody promoting Zohran

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

29.10.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 16000 πŸ” 1683 πŸ’¬ 204 πŸ“Œ 142

I've been on my current book of checks for over 10 years. But I keep them, just in case!

14.10.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Several years ago I went to a play performed in the round in total darkness. It was absolutely incredible!

08.10.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do too!

04.10.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this dial-up timeline cleanse.

#DoomscrollingBreak

01.10.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The government is officially shut down. Make no mistake: Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the White House. This is THEIR shutdown. They had every tool to govern and chose chaos instead. The American people are the ones paying the price.

01.10.2025 04:09 πŸ‘ 6090 πŸ” 1783 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 57