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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

Never bring a knife to a slap fight

Slapping only

I do not know him

Not my friend. I've denied him twice now.

I think he was your friend not mine. His name was George.

I wonder if he skis

Also, Joel, go get a picture of yourself standing in front of Bimbos

@chadkovac.bsky.social

I used to be able to put a big chicken in my videos but those days are long gone

I guess because of bimbos that opened it? It's not a bakery you can buy directly from. I think it's a factory that makes prepackaged stuff under different brands. @ohcarrots.bsky.social is the bakery guy. Maybe she understands it.

I think they're putting bacon in their bakery products

Fitzcarraldo

Can this be a solution?

I've had the same phone number

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

Trent had his baby. Her name is Lark.

its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian

the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

omfg

Trent had his baby. Her name is Lark.

We said that in the Midwest. Not sure when we stopped.

Some personal news: I'm no longer the CEO of Bluesky

Yes it is possible. That's why I drank the milk.

It faded

It's real.

I haven't aged a day

CC to @sigdiamond.bsky.social @joeltemperlane.bsky.social

@denimcouch.bsky.social 10th annual renewal of real person status coming up

This woman is cool as shit already, and then you find out she could staff an entire jazz quintet herself (plays piano, guitar, bass guitar, drums, and trumpet). Excuse me??

Shane threatened to block me if I was making up that he got discovered at the Airliner bar but it turned out I didn't make it up

He's not entirely right