Burley

It's infuriating when modern TV shows have wrong words. Clearly transcribed once, no checking. Not using the script. Just "eh good enough".

A screenshot of a notification in the Bosche brand mobile phone app stating a new software update is available for the dishwasher.

Modern life is weird. #iot #dishwasher

YOU GOT THIS

As someone who is not a drag queen, Poppy Persona is squad goals. Be yourself <3 #gladlands #dimension20

I bought the first volume in print when it was on kickstarter. Funny enough I've never opened it. I should... And get caught up because the world building and writing is so good.

Raise your hand if you really don't care about the "super game" being run by a $20B corporation that promotes a game where 40%+ kids that play it and 91% of their pros have life long brain injuries (CTE's) and has on average 10-16 fatalities a year that's on the air right now.

Photo of a waffle maker with steam coming out, next to a mixing bowl containing batter

It doesn't matter that it's a weekday and you have work. That your back is sore. That the world is burning.

When your son looks at you with big sleepy eyes and asks for waffles... And you can make waffles... You make waffles. #breakfast #waffles

Three armed men at a right wing protest against the coronavirus lockdowns on April 30, 2020 in Michigan

“Why would he bring a gun to a protest, huh?”

….this you?

Screenshot of a phone showing the NYT Spelling Be game. The word "emnity" is displayed with the message "not in word list"

I'm starting to wonder what dictionary @nytimes.com #SpellingBee is using...

Maybe companies should just own themselves and be beholden to their customers instead of their investors. Crazy thought I know

They're not law enforcement, they're criminals, would-be murderers and cross-burners now empowered by the State.
The kindness has ended. It's ever more clear the only remedy is to ensure they are too afraid to do anything.

People significantly underestimate how much automation is going on with social media manipulation. The volume is insane and much of it is indistinguishable from a real account.

Hey. Deep breath. You pile up a lot on yourself to communicate with the world. You can be okay. You can be not okay. But you will still be.

The twist: they're really down-to-Earth and practical. The kind of squirrel who saves diligently for unexpected costs, gets their oil changed on time, and has a geo-tagged list of where they buried their nuts.

Screenshot of the New York Times text game "Spelling bee". Word entered is "anole" and an error is displayed "not in word list".

Who does the word list for @nytimes.com #SpellingBee? It needs an update...

After being off for ~3 weeks I have 560 unread email and 54 chat messages.

Honestly, not bad.

Well... Glad you're still alive at least.

A bottle of conditioner and package of toothpicks in a plastic shopping bag in a cloth storage cubby.

Today's #ADHDiscovery:

What: A bottle of kids conditioner and container of kitchen toothpicks, still in the shopping bag

Where: Cubby in my bedroom closet, between two sets of sheets.

#ADHD

Things I love about @dropout.tv #57387: when they have a technical issue they drop the need tea in their apology email. #ItsAlwaysDNS

> We made a DNS update

A cropped screenshot of an email inbox folder icon showing 666 unread messages

This seems right. #email #outlook

Meanwhile...

suburb coyotes: will eat your pets, children, grandmothers

city coyotes: that's just alonze, he does small animal control on night shift and sometimes pops into the bodega for a drink when it's hot

ADHD means you likely also literally have a bunch of unused gift cards you keep forgetting to use...

Alt text: cartoon little mouse eating cheese saying : eat cheese and sin

Ohio State University banned the long-standing practice of students writing on sidewalks with chalk. The excuse being "complaints" - despite the ephemeral nature of chalk, which washes off in rain.

One wonders if perhaps #OSU students, now denied soft, temporary words, must now "paint" more loudly.

Me: I couldn't get cash out of the machine because I forgot to open the mail with my new ATM card I got 60 days ago

Also me: I need to measure my eye distance, I'll just grab the digital calipers I left on a random shelf six months ago. I know exactly where they are.

WHY

#Because #ADHD

Just saw the latest @gamechangershow.bsky.social

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

#GameChanger #JacobWysocki

I feel this.

Specifically at

1:00
1:10
1:20
1:30
1:40
1:50 when I finally stop snoozing my alarm and go get the second dose of the day

The Loudest Sound In The World

the loudest sound in the world

might be

a candy wrapper in a dark bedroom

as your child falls asleep