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Editor and lexicographer by day, yarn ninja by night. So, y'know, books and yarn, gardens and language.

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Oh Ed. We've had otters and squirrels on our banknotes in Scotland for years and it's lovely. The sky has not fallen. Rabbie Burns and Donald Dewar aren't turning in their graves. It's all good.

11.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing I like most about this story is that uncomfortable shoes are just awful to wear. It's hard to think about anything else when you're preoccupied with blisters or shoes falling off.

11.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a thing of beauty

11.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah March in Scotland. The time when the morning goes from "lovely day for a walk!" to "oh, perhaps not" in the time it takes you to lace your boots up.

Some better news though...

*Sounds "The Frogs Have Arrived" klaxon*

11.03.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear injecting bleach into the lakes is an option.

11.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah right. Like when they said they had no intention of invading Ukraine?

10.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A lichen covered gravestone featuring a memento mori - skeleton, scales and other symbols. Alloway Old Kirk, Scotkand

A lichen covered gravestone featuring a memento mori - skeleton, scales and other symbols. Alloway Old Kirk, Scotkand

Another gravestone covered in moss and lichen and featuring a skeleton and elaborate carvings. Alloway Old Kirk, Scotkand

Another gravestone covered in moss and lichen and featuring a skeleton and elaborate carvings. Alloway Old Kirk, Scotkand

Interior of a roofless ruined church. In the middle is a large carved tomb. Outside, a large tree looms over the walls.

Interior of a roofless ruined church. In the middle is a large carved tomb. Outside, a large tree looms over the walls.

It's no wonder the stories Robert Burns was told about this place as a child scared the bejesus out of him and fired his imagination. You can well imagine Tam keekin through the window to see the witches dancing. Alloway Old Kirk.

10.03.2026 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was a live report. But yes, it's going to cause major disruption. So many commuter routes as well as the main lines south.

08.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was on the national and local BBC news at 10

08.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a silver robot is walking down a yellow brick road in the woods . Alt: The tin man from the Wizard of Oz.

Only one problem:

08.03.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and a surprised look on his face . Alt: a close up of Nathan Filion who looks as if he's about to say something and then changes his mind

Zelensky be like

08.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you remember when Trump and his gang bullied Zelensky about not wearing a suit to the White House and how disrespectful that was? Just saw Trump on the news receiving the returning dead US soldiers in a baseball cap.

07.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Glaswegian kids have no such excuse. What's wrong with a slice of square sausage in a well fired roll?

07.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha. My younger son is away at university and sends me regular photos of his steak dinners (no wonder he never has any bloody money ๐Ÿ™„)

07.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too. I was kind of dreading the teenage years and they were a complete revelation to me. Mine are 19 and 20 now and it feels like the end of a rather lovely era.

07.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is. But do you know teenagers, contrary to popular opinion, are also extremely excellent guys. I love their weird energy

07.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I imagine Hegseth is just itching to press that button

07.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Though not with coconuts on, admittedly

07.03.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a pedantic child in the 1970s, I'd have pointed out that there have been palm trees in the west Highlands of Scotland since before I was born. The Gulf Stream has always kept it mild enough to grow stuff there that wouldn't then have survived in the south east.

07.03.2026 09:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finds self googling "can chickens fly?"

07.03.2026 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to love these when I was a kid!

07.03.2026 09:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a joyful movie! Even my then grumpy teens loved it when I dragged them to the cinema to see it.

06.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wanna lead Iran?

06.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 120 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Like going on holiday in an airport terminal" is the best description I've seen.

06.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yet somehow Zelensky is the bad guy. Go figure.

06.03.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely agree. He can't ever win. Half the armchair commentators screaming that he's not doing enough and the other half screaming that he's doing anything at all.

06.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I'm not sure Anthropic have thought this through (maybe they just asked their AI if it was a good idea to get involved?), because all the red flags are snapping for them being lined up as the fall guys here.

06.03.2026 10:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe there's a pickled egg pop-up somewhere in downtown Shanghai, "inspired by my travels in Scotland"

06.03.2026 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was once in a chipper in Kyle of Lochalsh when some extremely bemused Chinese students were wondering what they were. We got into conversation with them and explained how terrible they are but they bought one anyway, so hats off to them for bravery. I didn't get feedback.

06.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'd hand myself in to the zombies before I ate a pickled egg.

06.03.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0