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Horror writer. Maths teacher. Not mutually exclusive.

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Interviews It's that time of year when we start thinking about possibly moving schools and looking for a new job or challenge. Teachers usually have to give half a term's notice before resigning and the job market starts to ramp up from now, ready for next September. It has been over twenty years since I was last interviewed, until this morning…

Interviews

It's that time of year when we start thinking about possibly moving schools and looking for a new job or challenge. Teachers usually have to give half a term's notice before resigning and the job market starts to ramp up from now, ready for next September. It has been over twenty years…

06.03.2026 15:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Burnout You've been back a week since half term! A whole week at work after a whole week off - you must be flying high, right? Energy levels at the highest they've been since September, lessons going brilliantly, students finally accepting you and their behaviour is impeccable, right? Wrong. So, so wrong. Why the hell do we all feel so knackered? Why is the kids behaviour the worst its been all year?

Burnout

You've been back a week since half term! A whole week at work after a whole week off - you must be flying high, right? Energy levels at the highest they've been since September, lessons going brilliantly, students finally accepting you and their behaviour is impeccable, right? Wrong. So,…

27.02.2026 15:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every Second Counts Doesn't it? The average human lives for around 2,240,543,592 seconds, which a mind-bogginly large number. The average UK student spend 117,000 seconds per week in school, or 56,160,000 seconds over an education from 5 to 16 years old. Huge numbers that lack meaning, much like the phrase being bandied about in school 'Every Second Counts.' It's a lovely sounding statement though isn't it?

Every Second Counts

Doesn't it? The average human lives for around 2,240,543,592 seconds, which a mind-bogginly large number. The average UK student spend 117,000 seconds per week in school, or 56,160,000 seconds over an education from 5 to 16 years old. Huge numbers that lack meaning, much like…

13.02.2026 15:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Consistency A word has been bandied about in education over the last few years, and I think it's one that has been much misunderstood - by everyone from support staff, students, parents, teachers and most of all, of course, SLT. Consistency. Nicked from Memedroid. Possibly my new favourite website. But what does that actually mean in a classroom? Mine? Yours? Everyone else's?

Consistency

A word has been bandied about in education over the last few years, and I think it's one that has been much misunderstood - by everyone from support staff, students, parents, teachers and most of all, of course, SLT. Consistency. Nicked from Memedroid. Possibly my new favourite…

06.02.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
To phone or not to phone… In England this week, the government have announced new guidance suggesting that all mobile phones should be banned during the school day and teachers should be encouraged not to use theirs in front of students. I have some views on this, so here we go. A recent study1 of over 10, 000 12 year olds found that 31% of them were more likely to be depressed than non-phone owning peers, 40% more likely to be obese and 62% have sleep problems.

To phone or not to phone…

In England this week, the government have announced new guidance suggesting that all mobile phones should be banned during the school day and teachers should be encouraged not to use theirs in front of students. I have some views on this, so here we go. A recent study1 of…

30.01.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mistakes, mishaps and mayhem If you are a frequent reader of this blog, you'll know I work with other teachers helping improve classroom practice amongst other things. Occasionally a few of these teachers will look at me like I know all the answers, and the simple truth is I do not, and never have. It's pretty easy to sit at the back of a classroom and see what is going right or wrong.

Mistakes, mishaps and mayhem

If you are a frequent reader of this blog, you'll know I work with other teachers helping improve classroom practice amongst other things. Occasionally a few of these teachers will look at me like I know all the answers, and the simple truth is I do not, and never…

23.01.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Parents evening 2 What's this? Another post about parents evening? Well, yes, there's more than one in a year you know... There is a particular hell to the parents evening at this time of year. Why oh why is it now? Returning after Christmas always feels tough, as the Christmas holiday is not restful at all. All that enforced cheers, spending time with families, too much alcohol, too much cheese, not enough sleep, too much alcohol, stress about money and too much alcohol takes it's toll.

Parents evening 2

What's this? Another post about parents evening? Well, yes, there's more than one in a year you know... There is a particular hell to the parents evening at this time of year. Why oh why is it now? Returning after Christmas always feels tough, as the Christmas holiday is not…

16.01.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And we’re back! Yep, it's January which only means one thing: back to work. With any luck, the first day this term was an interminable inset day, where you can perhaps play back to work bingo and get all the important questions out of the way. How many times did you hear any of this: How was your break? Feels like we've never been away doesn't it?

And we’re back!

Yep, it's January which only means one thing: back to work. With any luck, the first day this term was an interminable inset day, where you can perhaps play back to work bingo and get all the important questions out of the way. How many times did you hear any of this: How was your…

09.01.2026 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So here it is… Merry Christmas – you made it! Definitely time for a beverage of your choice1. So, how was the last week for you? Did you have to keep students engaged up to today? Did you decorate your clas…

It's finally Christmas! Or at least, it's the end of the school term...

david-watkins.com/2025/12/19/s...

#education #school #teaching #learning #coulddobetter

20.12.2025 19:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So here it is… Merry Christmas - you made it! Definitely time for a beverage of your choice1. So, how was the last week for you? Did you have to keep students engaged up to today? Did you decorate your classroom? Give out Christmas cards to everyone in your tutor group2? Play carols during tutor time? Or maybe 'Fairytale of New York' with changed lyrics…

So here it is…

Merry Christmas - you made it! Definitely time for a beverage of your choice1. So, how was the last week for you? Did you have to keep students engaged up to today? Did you decorate your classroom? Give out Christmas cards to everyone in your tutor group2? Play carols during tutor…

19.12.2025 15:33 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
One week to go… Yeah, it is, really. No, no come back.... One week of the longest term in the school year left. The Autumn term is usually fifteen weeks long, which is unfeasibly1 huge. For year 11 and 13, they are halfway through the year. Unbelievable. The summer term can also be as long, but let's face it, the sun is shining (sometimes…

One week to go…

Yeah, it is, really. No, no come back.... One week of the longest term in the school year left. The Autumn term is usually fifteen weeks long, which is unfeasibly1 huge. For year 11 and 13, they are halfway through the year. Unbelievable. The summer term can also be as long, but…

12.12.2025 15:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Interesting questions Full disclosure: this wasn't going to be this week's topic, but something happened yesterday. I am luck enough to work with teachers to try and improve their practice, and work with small groups of students. Yesterday, a cool, enthusiastic teacher asked me a very important question whilst we were discussing ways to avoid burnout and stress. "How do we fix the profession?"

Interesting questions

Full disclosure: this wasn't going to be this week's topic, but something happened yesterday. I am luck enough to work with teachers to try and improve their practice, and work with small groups of students. Yesterday, a cool, enthusiastic teacher asked me a very important…

05.12.2025 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Could Do Better… The first week Open evening and other shenanigans The grind starts…. Performance Management Lesson Observations It’s all over. After 31 years, I’m hanging up my chalk1 and trying …

Now I've stopped teaching, I've been blogging about my memories and thoughts over the last 30+ years at the chalkface. I'd love more eyes on it!

david-watkins.com/could-do-bet...

#education #redundancy #teaching

06.10.2025 07:45 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Post Mock Blues By now the year 11 (and possibly year 13) mocks are over, or very nearly over and so our focus turns to more important things - namely, how the hell are we going to improve these results? This is a fundamental problem with teaching and I have no clue how to solve it. We need students to improve their results because it makes the school look good in league tables…

Post Mock Blues

By now the year 11 (and possibly year 13) mocks are over, or very nearly over and so our focus turns to more important things - namely, how the hell are we going to improve these results? This is a fundamental problem with teaching and I have no clue how to solve it. We need…

28.11.2025 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OFSTED Is there a word1 more likely to cause stress and panic amongst teachers than OFSTED? We get a phone call, up to 48 hours before arrival and then they're in, looking at everything and anything they want. Then they disapper, and providing everything is okay, they disappear for three years. They are switiching to a new framework now, which means apparently, fewer inspections right now and none in the week before Christmas…

OFSTED

Is there a word1 more likely to cause stress and panic amongst teachers than OFSTED? We get a phone call, up to 48 hours before arrival and then they're in, looking at everything and anything they want. Then they disapper, and providing everything is okay, they disappear for three years.…

21.11.2025 15:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Parents’ Evening You are now most likely entering the time of year where everyone's favourite evening of the school calendar happens1. Yep, it's time for the first parents' evening of the year! People do though.... Parents evening should be a time for you to give feedback to parents as to how their child is getting on. Every child. It should be a space for you to be honest and truthful, which may include telling a parent how their child spent the lesson throwing glue sticks at the ceiling to see if they would stick, or doing zero work and then looking affronted when you remind them you're meeting their parents and the report won't be good.

Parents’ Evening

You are now most likely entering the time of year where everyone's favourite evening of the school calendar happens1. Yep, it's time for the first parents' evening of the year! People do though.... Parents evening should be a time for you to give feedback to parents as to how…

14.11.2025 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s mock time! At some point in the next couple of weeks, or possibly already, year 11 will start their first round of mocks. Before I go any further, I should say the majority of my experience was in a 11-16 school, so if you also have year 12/13 mocks then I feel for you, and particularly your marking load. Solidarity, and all the tea…

It’s mock time!

At some point in the next couple of weeks, or possibly already, year 11 will start their first round of mocks. Before I go any further, I should say the majority of my experience was in a 11-16 school, so if you also have year 12/13 mocks then I feel for you, and particularly your…

07.11.2025 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Half Term. It's the holidays. What the fuck1 are you doing reading an education blog? Get outside, play with your kids, read a book, watch a film, do something else. Look! It's outside! Until next time.

Half Term.

It's the holidays. What the fuck1 are you doing reading an education blog? Get outside, play with your kids, read a book, watch a film, do something else. Look! It's outside! Until next time.

31.10.2025 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You made it! It's half term! One half term down, five to go. No, wait, come back, don't go cry in the corner... Have a beverage of your choice - you've earned it. When we reached this particular half term, my overriding feeling was always relief. This one is always a monster. We go from the light evenings and reasonable temperatures of September to end up here: wet, windy and dark October.

You made it!

It's half term! One half term down, five to go. No, wait, come back, don't go cry in the corner... Have a beverage of your choice - you've earned it. When we reached this particular half term, my overriding feeling was always relief. This one is always a monster. We go from the light…

24.10.2025 14:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Inspirational? A few years ago, there was an advertising campaign which had celebrities naming a teacher who had inspired them. I can't remember much about it1, apart from Bob Hoskins growling someone's name. There's also a video on YouTube of Ian Wright meeting his former teacher guaranteed to melt the heart of anyone except the biggest cynic. Take a look below.

Inspirational?

A few years ago, there was an advertising campaign which had celebrities naming a teacher who had inspired them. I can't remember much about it1, apart from Bob Hoskins growling someone's name. There's also a video on YouTube of Ian Wright meeting his former teacher guaranteed to…

17.10.2025 14:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bad teachers? Nope, not the Cameron Diaz film, which I admit I found pretty funny, although I am easily pleased1. The reason for all the lesson observations and performance management shenanigans is down to bad teachers. Nothing improves a blog like a random picture of Cameron Diaz2. In an earlier post I said that bad teachers are on the decline and I absolutely stand by that.

Bad teachers?

Nope, not the Cameron Diaz film, which I admit I found pretty funny, although I am easily pleased1. The reason for all the lesson observations and performance management shenanigans is down to bad teachers. Nothing improves a blog like a random picture of Cameron Diaz2. In an earlier…

10.10.2025 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Could Do Better… The first week Open evening and other shenanigans The grind starts…. Performance Management Lesson Observations It’s all over. After 31 years, I’m hanging up my chalk1 and trying …

Now I've stopped teaching, I've been blogging about my memories and thoughts over the last 30+ years at the chalkface. I'd love more eyes on it!

david-watkins.com/could-do-bet...

#education #redundancy #teaching

06.10.2025 07:45 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The Originals Rage' By David Watkins: Howling Good Finish - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review Website Ten years after the wolf war begins, a London mishap changes everything in David Watkins' thrilling end to The Originals series in The Originals Rage review.

In between reviewing new books, I am making an effort to review books that "fell by the wayside" thanks to my depression over the years.

Today it is The Original's Rage by @davewatkins.bsky.social

The final part of his excellent werewolf trilogy.

gnofhorror.com/the-original...

💙📚🩸

23.09.2025 06:45 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
Lesson Observations Following on from last week's musings on Perfomarmance Management, let's take a look at the other bit to PM - having a lesson observed. Lesson observations are weird. They are undoubtedly nerve wracking, but they shouldn't be. See, the problem is teachers work in isolation most of the time. Sure we have the 30 (or more!) students looking at us, but we rarely have other adults in the room.

Lesson Observations

Following on from last week's musings on Perfomarmance Management, let's take a look at the other bit to PM - having a lesson observed. Lesson observations are weird. They are undoubtedly nerve wracking, but they shouldn't be. See, the problem is teachers work in isolation most…

03.10.2025 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Performance Management (PM) Ah, is there any other two word phrase designed to invoke a mixture of fear, disgust and feelings of inadequacy in a teacher than ‘performance management’? The process involves looking at your performance (clues in the name!) over the past academic year. It is meant to look at the training you recieved, your job description, […] Performance Management (PM)

Performance Management (PM)

Ah, is there any other two word phrase designed to invoke a mixture of fear, disgust and feelings of inadequacy in a teacher than ‘performance management’? The process involves looking at your performance (clues in the name!) over the past academic year. It is meant to…

30.09.2025 20:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Performance Management (PM) Ah, is there any other two word phrase designed to invoke a mixture of fear, disgust and feelings of inadequacy in a teacher than 'performance management'? The process involves looking at your performance (clues in the name!) over the past academic year. It is meant to look at the training you recieved, your job description, a lesson observation (or more), results for key stakeholders…

Performance Management (PM)

Ah, is there any other two word phrase designed to invoke a mixture of fear, disgust and feelings of inadequacy in a teacher than 'performance management'? The process involves looking at your performance (clues in the name!) over the past academic year. It is meant to…

26.09.2025 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The grind starts… So I had some feedback from people1 reading this and as a result, I'll do less footnotes this week, promise. Okay, with that out of the way, let's get on with the grind. You've been back in school three weeks. What's that? No, really, you have. The summer seems a lifetime ago (and it was), your tan has gone, you don't know what it's like to have free time and your life is ruled by bells.

The grind starts…

So I had some feedback from people1 reading this and as a result, I'll do less footnotes this week, promise. Okay, with that out of the way, let's get on with the grind. You've been back in school three weeks. What's that? No, really, you have. The summer seems a lifetime ago…

19.09.2025 14:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Open Evening and other shenanigans Ah open evening - one of the highlights of the academic year1. Children come to look around 'big school' and get excied about the range of activities teachers have cobbled together to show them. These activities are designed to get the children to be students, so they are invariably exciting and fun.2 In some cases, schools will decorate the corridors with plants to make the whole place look less like a prison.

Open Evening and other shenanigans

Ah open evening - one of the highlights of the academic year1. Children come to look around 'big school' and get excied about the range of activities teachers have cobbled together to show them. These activities are designed to get the children to be students, so…

12.09.2025 14:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've got a few that are either part or entirely set in Devon and/or Cornwall. Happy to send you something? Also Adam Nevill 'Cunning Folk' is clearly set this way, of not explicitly.

05.09.2025 15:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The first week A school year starts something like this: Day one: 9am start (earlier if you're really unlucky). You've just had the worst night of sleep you've had in the last six weeks, possibly ever. You turn up early, because you want to set a good impression1. The staff room/hall/wherever you're meant to meet is full of people with quickly fading tans chatting about their holidays and what a shit night's sleep they just had.

The first week

A school year starts something like this: Day one: 9am start (earlier if you're really unlucky). You've just had the worst night of sleep you've had in the last six weeks, possibly ever. You turn up early, because you want to set a good impression1. The staff room/hall/wherever…

05.09.2025 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0