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Francis Ford Coprolite

@tsuri

Some fishposting, some silliness. 釣りとアウトドア遊びが好き Median Bluesky user, random internet weirdo and absolute delight. Pacific north west. **Now with occasional bear and catposting.**

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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 👍 11724 🔁 2791 💬 68 📌 83

I’m not a diplomat but I think exchanging the most annoying people you know for the resumption of treats feels like a no brainer

09.03.2026 22:07 👍 198 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 0

we have entered the era of nation-state level trolling

09.03.2026 21:43 👍 1672 🔁 287 💬 26 📌 8

Nailed it. Historically the case - those with means have that card to play. The poor, not so much.

10.03.2026 02:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice. No pinwheeling for me at least

08.03.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Springing forward in style with my good friend the noro virus for which I have a begrudging respect. It's a miracle of evolution but also an awful way to be sick.

08.03.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Iqalutsiavak (Beautiful Fish)
Kenojuak Ashevak ~ Inuk
2005

07.03.2026 20:30 👍 224 🔁 69 💬 0 📌 3

Good Trailcams doesn't miss.

07.03.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Carney drops f-word in anecdote, says bankers have more fun than politicians In a more relaxed moment during an armchair discussion at the Lowy Institute in Sydney, Australia, Prime Minister Mark Carney drops the f-word while telling a story from his time as Governor of the Ba...

mark has a story about very expensive wine and 7 course meals to help canadians struggling with affordability.

06.03.2026 21:10 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
Actor returns award over censorship by Toronto Film Critics Association | APTN News
Actor returns award over censorship by Toronto Film Critics Association | APTN News YouTube video by APTN News

Elle-Máijá Tailfeathers will be returning her recent award won from the Toronto Film Critics Association after they censored her recorded acceptance speech once she turned attention to the war in Palestine.

07.03.2026 00:33 👍 76 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 1

Didn't see those Gazans though, didjya

07.03.2026 03:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
07.03.2026 03:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is consistent with the finance book he wrote some time back where he recommended paying off credit card bills with other credit cards.

06.03.2026 22:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of a Saskatchewan curler and the headline from TSN reads "SK's Team McEwen leading NO's Team MacEwan 2-1 in sixth end at Montana's Brier"

Photo of a Saskatchewan curler and the headline from TSN reads "SK's Team McEwen leading NO's Team MacEwan 2-1 in sixth end at Montana's Brier"

The whitest headline this week.

06.03.2026 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thinking something that starts with “S” and ends with “treisand effect”

05.03.2026 20:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I agree… but not enough to vindicate Jonathan Kay of dog shampoo fame.

05.03.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Carney a month ago: “We knew that international law applied with varying rigour depending on the identity of the accused or the victim.”
Now: “Uhhh maybe ummm the US and Israel attacking Iran maaaaay be inconsistent with international law.”

03.03.2026 22:56 👍 44 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1
Headline from CBC says "BC to end time changes, adopt year-round daylight time".

Headline from CBC says "BC to end time changes, adopt year-round daylight time".

A lovely hazy pale ale is pictured behind a tasty look drumstick of hot spicy korean chicken, rice, and veg.

A lovely hazy pale ale is pictured behind a tasty look drumstick of hot spicy korean chicken, rice, and veg.

In this house we celebrate some small victories as big ones.

03.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@mark-carney.bsky.social is on the very wrong side of this.

02.03.2026 05:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it really so hard for Mark Carney to say something like this instead of constantly defending US breaches of international law?

02.03.2026 01:05 👍 415 🔁 96 💬 8 📌 5
Cookie monster and friend tell us about the letter "N"

Cookie monster and friend tell us about the letter "N"

02.03.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Agreed. Other means not off the table.

01.03.2026 20:19 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Procedural liberalism on display. We support the murder of innocents, the immoral and demonic violence, but the President didn't fill out the right paperwork.

The same logic that calls for higher police training budgets and more diversity among prison guards. Polishing the bars of the cage.

01.03.2026 00:09 👍 2568 🔁 771 💬 32 📌 8
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For some Iranian Canadians, strikes on Iran signal a possible turning point Members of the community say the strikes offer a chance to end the regime’s rule and restore democracy

I wish the media would not platform these expat Iranians. They are like expat Cubans. Unrepresentative of the country as it is today and often selfishly interested to get their lost property back.

01.03.2026 16:33 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Which way western man?

28.02.2026 19:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

28.02.2026 19:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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I forget from whom I ripped this, but it's time to dust it off.

28.02.2026 18:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

let me just say stanning a politician is so fucking nuts what do you mean carney is bringing new world order lmao

28.02.2026 16:05 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

If you voted for this but don’t appreciate war crimes, good time to remind him through all available channels that he’s losing your support.

28.02.2026 16:36 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

In Mark Carney’s Davos speech, he admitted that international law has never been equally applied across the world.

He’s proving that through his own words and actions every time the US and Israel violate international law and he backs them up instead of condemning them.

28.02.2026 17:24 👍 149 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0