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@mattymatt

Just here to share memes and look at hot men | Tx |

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Made it to work, having evil thoughts of leaving

10.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white dog are looking at each other . Alt: a black and white dog are looking at each other .
10.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not want to get out of bed

10.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been so tired all day long until it’s time to go to bed

10.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a sequined jacket is making a funny face and saying soooo pretty . Alt: a woman in a sequined jacket is making a funny face and saying soooo pretty .
10.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes Definitely GIF Alt: Yes Definitely GIF
09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in front of a crowd with the word stunning written on her face Alt: a woman in front of a crowd with the word stunning written on her face
09.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have had to try to stay on my phone en page or just in the notifications to avoid anything crazy popping up

09.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby in a green shirt with the word help on it Alt: a baby in a green shirt with the word help on it
09.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a raccoon is sitting on the ground with its paws folded in prayer and smiling . Alt: a raccoon is sitting on the ground with its paws folded in prayer and smiling .
09.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute . Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute .
09.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a suit says you are beautiful Alt: a woman in a suit says you are beautiful
09.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I slept like shit and have to suffer for another 7.5 hours

09.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky without labels is dangerous for work.

09.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now why tf can’t I sleep

09.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can push me to both

09.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit! It’s supposed to knock you out after lol

09.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beat your meat to help fall asleep

09.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of spongebob saying " please " with his mouth wide open Alt: a cartoon of spongebob saying " please " with his mouth wide open
09.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bad bunny at awards with head to the side and hand over eyes. Like he’s exhausted and over it

Bad bunny at awards with head to the side and hand over eyes. Like he’s exhausted and over it

FML

09.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not ugly

08.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .

I hope Bluesky fixes this moderation issue soon. There’s no way I can use it in public.

08.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go Alt: a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go
08.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No shirt next

08.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bear Sex Party
FEATURING PROSTITUTES
& ILLICIT SUBSTANCES
(An illustration depicting a party of literal brown bears)
Childhood Kuined & @DinitalMeddle

Bear Sex Party FEATURING PROSTITUTES & ILLICIT SUBSTANCES (An illustration depicting a party of literal brown bears) Childhood Kuined & @DinitalMeddle

See you there

08.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon folks. Label your nudes. The moderator is down so show some courtesy to your bloomfies.

08.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to get a rub in too

08.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I like you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white dog are looking at each other . Alt: a black and white dog are looking at each other .

Religious trauma is the fucking worst.

08.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck! It’s a Sunday

08.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0