Lee-ish

When you’ve eaten too much, but someone mentions dessert

I sing that every morning

Warming up for spring and I thought I had some daffodils coming up, but they turned out to be fucking marigolds.

Yes

It’s my birthday next month and I’m going to innsbruck. I didn’t start out with that in mind, or anything really. but now it’s booked.

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I always liked you

That’s a caramel swirl of some sort. Solid choice.

I actually broke a bit off of top right. Malteser Rocky Road I believe.

Cannibals choice. I respect it.

Though I will say I probably just taste of sadness and sarcasm.

Very accommodating and selfless.

Which you picking?

Rhetorical question obviously, because if you actually tried to take one I’d have your fucking hand off at the wrist, like an 18th century French aristocrats head.

She wants something. My soul perhaps.

Nowhere else in life could you find a species happy to walk on your face, stomach and testicles at 3am, wake you up, and not only get away with it but then expect a reward.

The last thing you see before there’s a bloke with cloven hooves explaining why it’s suddenly so hot

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Going sock-shoe sock-shoe means you’re a psychopath.

I don’t make the rules, you people-killer.

Imagine being that content as an adult.

Oh hello you’re home early.

POV: you just ordered a beer in an American film

Did somebody say beveragino?

Morning.

Might start just staring at people for hours like this when I want something.

Majority of my time is spent cradling this dickbag when he invites himself up.

I don’t think he’s going to work today.

Bro’s before ho…nest intelligent women, even.

You’re never getting my last rolo, unless you best me in single combat on the lawn.

My finishing move is the Chinese neck burn so think on how much you want that rolo pal, lest you be marked for life when I wring you out like a tea towel.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I got suspended for a day for discussing my favourite new kitchen knife once.

Which is funny because I often threaten to Chinese burn people’s necks on the regular.

I’ve always wanted to have that happen in two places.

This lad definitely teaches kung-fu

Today can fuck off honestly but luckily the memory of when Oliver wanted to go on stars in their eyes popped up so it’s ok now.

Shukka chukka.