slyydawg

Ever since Ann Richards.

You have to come home eventually. 😈

Oops. Gigantic speed bump in the database.

So ... um ... Why is the data not in the form you need it? Lots of text transformations there. 😜

He has a BOWTIE! 😍

Sexy. 😍

Beef. I choose side of beef.

OMW! 🏃‍♀️💨

Sourdough is soooooooo good! Definitely try again!

OMG. Those legs and ass. 🥵

I'm suddenly very thirsty.

I see that you're very well moisturized. Good boy.

You gonna rule them all and in the darkness bind them? 😈

slow start to the week

That makes you The One Ring.

It's the gathering of the daddies.

Legggsssssssss

👀

Yeah, that's not good on the familiar résumé.

I bet you'll get a mouse's tail, tho. Along with the rest of the mouse.

What what??? My DUDE! *grabby hands*

I must use this technique to read my books. 😉

And Keeping Up Appearances.

Don't forget Are You Being Served?

Um... Is there a bad angle?

That's a muscular ass!

I've never held my phone so close to my face while looking at the naked form on Bluesky.

There's a certain skill when, after seven hours of airports and airplanes, you really need to let your very chatty rideshare driver know you don't feel like talking in a way that isn't just straight up telling him to be quiet.

Ummm. That looks amazing. Clearly, I need to make a trip into the city. Where was all of this deliciousness?

See? Just like I said. No underwear to be seen.