AJ 🍊

it’s like “ooooo baby, lil Russian roulette on which deodorant I can try that will make me spend an entire day severely uncomfortable next, let’s GOOOOOO”

cannot stress the sheer fury I feel at having suddenly developed incredibly sensitive skin that can only tolerate a single goddamn type of deodorant when every single store in the universe happens to be out of it right when my current deodorant is on E, fuckin hell

@roximonoxide.bsky.social I see you’ve found this post again 😭😂

The world: a hateful fascist shit show

Gay pirates: "Our spirit will last throughout your entire fucking empire, because... we’re good."

but ya know what, I’m just gonna say it— I miss Sven so much already too!!! they’ll never replace u in my heart king!!! 🫶🏻

this is a call out post for our amazing team, who have been pouring hours of every day into this fundraiser for the last month and a half, so give them a round of applause:

ONLY JUST NOW WATCHED THE DEADLOCH SEASON 2 TRAILER AND IM SO FUCKING EXCITED AND ALSO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE LEO SO MUCH ALREADY SO LETS GOOOOOO

With just about 45 minutes to go before the auction opens, I am excited to introduce our sponsored nonprofit: the American Immigration Council @immcouncil.org. We chose them because they both nationally AND support local, on-the-ground orgs working to make the American immigration system more just.

Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach are cuddling under a yellow blanket in a colorful blanket fort. Sted is holding a cup of tea, Edd's head is on his shoulder. There is a black flag with two skulls and a heart above them.

Cosy pirate captains are cuddling in the blanket fort, and nothing else in the world matters ❤️‍🩹
I missed drawing them so much! 🥹
#OurFlagMeansDeath

Shrek and Fiona were a lil freaky for farting back and forth in the hot tub in front of all of us tho, the first one was slightly endearing but after I was just a little put off, I’ll admit

for 20+ years of my life, I truly thought film/tv peaked with Shrek 2’s premiere, but then 4 years ago, OFMD came out and changed that 🥹🥹🥹 (I need to make it SO clear this is a serious tweet, Shrek 2 is a cinematic masterpiece from start to finish)

if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw

ahhh thank you, this is genuinely reassuring!! I didn’t wanna look into it because I genuinely don’t like spoilers when something really gets my attention, but I was dreading getting to the end a good bit lmaooo

i miss it here very much, but i don’t have any good or neutral things to share atm— i’m just a big ole ball of walking negativity/sadness that i’m not sure is warranted. hoping i’ll be back on some sort of track within the next few months, but until then, i wish every single one of you the world 🩵

His chatter with the sea was too loud and woke someone up (2/2)

#OFMD #OFMDcraft

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

i miss our flag means death so much i feel like i’m gonna explode

Edward Teach in season 2 episode 8 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers and pearls, standing on the porch of the new inn and looking at Stede out of frame with a fond smile

🎉day 600🎉 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

I regret I don't know the artist.

I too can easily believe this 👆🏻

Evening bump. Ive spent today missing them already.

Edward Teach in season 1 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing Stede’s flowy white shirt and black cravat, looking over at the crew of the Revenge out of frame with a bright smile

day 599 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

make it an extra large, as you deserve 😌

(yes I went into this knowing it was cancelled already, no it has not helped me feel any less devastated about it)

here’s a positive from me: best friend and I have still found time to resume our show nights and we just watched ep 2 and 3 of My Lady Jane and OH BOY OH MAN OHHHHHH BABY, WOWZAAAAA!!!!!

update, new person who was supposed to start on Monday straight ghosted us and just never showed up so we still running that doctor’s office front desk solo baby, I loveeeee being aliiiiiiiive!!!

Rhys selfie in the pool, wearing a hat, sunglasses and chain necklace. He’s holding up a can that says pub beer

Daily Darby

A digital painting of Ed and Stede. They’re in just their underwear. Ed is sitting on a table and Stede is between his legs. Ed’s hand is on Stede’s side and Stede’s hand is on Ed’s thigh. Ed’s hair is down. They kissin

Trying something new and I think I like it??

Anyway they kissin

(fuck u typo)

staring out my window and taking in the blizzard conditions but all I can think about is just how excited Ed and Stede both get at the prospect of having a snow day in together— Stede is frantically checking their hot chocolate and firewood supplies while Ed is checking on the lube stash, etc etc