high stakes january

you know what? it is a blessed feeling to be a trans woman feeling like an old hag among a bunch of twenty-something trans women. how fucking lucky lucky are we to feel old?

Pollock never tried to imitate anything it never tried to be anything than what it is: a flavourful white fish with a nice texture

We gotta stop calling it imitation crab, it's a delicious fish on its own find meaning in the warm embrace of pollock

Why do they call it overwatch when you over the hot watch of out cold under the watch

First nice week of the year and im seeing trans women out here left right and centre. What a nice city to live in :) we r out here :)

They call it Overwatch because I, personally, am over it

4 Llanowar Elves 2 Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker 4 Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11 1 Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order 2 Sapling Nursery 3 Ba Sing Se 4 Earthbender Ascension 4 Badgermole Cub 4 Icetill Explorer 4 Sazh's Chocobo 2 Mossborn Hydra 2 Innkeeper's Talent 3 Escape Tunnel 2 Archdruid's Charm 3 Promising Vein 4 Fabled Passage 12 Forest 1 Torpor Orb 2 Soul-Guide Lantern 3 Longstalk Brawl 2 Pawpatch Formation 2 Webstrike Elite 1 Origin of Metalbending 2 Sapling Nursery 2 Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker

Top 8d the standard challenge with a rather suspect version of scales landfall. I can't really recommend playing this version, I went overboard on leatherheads and underboard on standalone threats (more hydras would be good). We continue to iterate :) @fireshoes.bsky.social

I'd need more matches to tell, I was siding into nurseries against them but having a more aggressive start and building up a board faster was definitely a plus

Michelangelo is VERY strong and worth playing in this or some other build of landfall. Bristly Bill is very medium. Only played M&L once and it drew some cards. Play more than 1 Leatherhead I could only source one in time. Sideboard juke to nursery was relevant in most matchups (aggro mainly).

Path:
LWL Prowess
WW Lessons
WW Boros Mobilize
WLW Prowess (?)
WW Prowess
LWW Lessons
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WW Doomsday
WLW Prowess
🤝 Boros Mobilize

I gotta figure out what to do with all these damn turtles

12 Forest 4 Llanowar Elves 4 Fabled Passage 3 Promising Vein 2 Escape Tunnel 2 Archdruid's Charm 2 Bristly Bill, Spine Sower 3 Innkeeper's Talent 4 Mossborn Hydra 4 Sazh's Chocobo 4 Icetill Explorer 4 Earthbender Ascension 3 Ba Sing Se 4 Badgermole Cub 4 Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11 1 Mikey & Leo, Chaos & Order 1 Torpor Orb 2 Soul-Guide Lantern 4 Longstalk Brawl 1 Pawpatch Formation 2 Origin of Metalbending 3 Sapling Nursery 1 Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker 1 Surrak, Elusive Hunter

i continue to be gay and autistic

Split finals of the standard chally tonight!! :) Got there with mono green michel-lands-gelo aka weirdened scales. Unsure if this is the best build or if it's better than traditional landfall, but it is powerful and fun! Decklist in alt text, thoughts below:
@fireshoes.bsky.social

Hahaha playing it as mono blue is exactly what im doing :)

So far ive messed with a mono blue tamiyo deck mashing up modern affinity and standard sim synth, and a lands deck that squishes together titan, standard landfall, and legacy lands :) I love when commander is "here are cards i own from playing in constructed and I like them"

Never thought I'd say this but im having a lot of fun building dinky little commander decks lately. It's cool to take constructed decks that you enjoy and turn them into funny commander piles--I feel like this is how the format first got off the ground and appealed to players!

Finally starting to feel spring in the air girls

This is gonna be the year I swear

Compounding pharmacy when I call them to get a refill for my estradiol valerate

tguy who gets top surgery and then goes by flat stanley

Flat Stanley is like 80 they're putting him through a paper shredder in accordance with his family's wishes

Flat Stanley is like 35 now

Nice pic of you :)

At least* as many :)

Im going to have been on as many PTs as Matt Johnson

Also new followers have yall read my vampire smut? It's really good and I think about it a lot dont sleep on it

Account will remain 18+ it's my god given right to share pornographic art if I see fit

Im gonna try to keep my bsky main here slightly more about magic (sorry) and art stuff and slightly less personal/nsfw I think! Gonna use my nsfw alt a little bit more DM me if you want access (it is very unfiltered (be prepared))

Pls

Trans amoonguss

Holy shit [[Insult // Injury]]???? Split cards in FaB?????

Top 8 in the challenge last night with mono red. Deck kinda nice with it. Howlsquad Heavy was pretty bad but Hearthborn Battler really impressed and I might want to try 4. Lost to the winning momo drum deck in rounds (seems like a vile matchup tbh) and spellementals in top 8 (extremely close match).

Thinking about Druneth, Reviver of the Hive